Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Meeting of carnos
Rex: Hm. I'm king of dinos.
Giga joins meeting)
Giga: Hello!
Rex: Your 2 feet taller than me, oh god!
Spino joins meeting)
Spino: Waddup docs?
Rex: Oh my God spinos here too uhhh...
Spino: I should be king I'm the biggest carnivore!
Giga: No I should be, I look cooler!
Rex:I'm more fearsome!
Spino: Oh, says the guy that cant even see things that don't move.
Rex: THATS JUST A MYTH!!
Giga:Guys calm down. We can settle this out.
Spino and Rex: How?
Giga:Why dont we invite more carnos?
(Carno and Mosa join meeting)
Mosa:Hi.
Carno:Hello.
Rex: How does this solve our problems..
Giant bee sneaks in meeting)
Bee:Hello everyone.
Rex: Ahh! A bee! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!
Bee:DUDE CHILL. GOD.
Mosa:I'm the biggest aquatic reptile to live! (Other than blue whale)
Meg joins)
Meg: Actually ark actually made you bigger and me smaller for a dumb reason. I am supposed to be biggest thing in ocean.
Mosa and meg left meeting)
Bee: Did yall know I can fly?
Giga:You shouldn't be able too. According to the law of physics-
Rex: Yeah, yeah, who cares about dumb physics!
Giga: Dont interrupt me!
Giga: As I was saying, according to the laws of physics, a bee shouldn't be able to lift its fat body around. But no, bees are gods, they break physics completely.
Bee:ARE YOU CALLING ME AND MY BROS FAT!?
Giga: Yes.
Spino: I'm hungry.
Everyone: NOBODY CARES.
Rex sneaks and steals crown of king of dinos)
Everyone:Rex? Your the king!
Giga: (eats crown) I should be king (pushes rex)
Rex: Ow! Grrrr... (bites neck)
Spino:EVERYONE CALM DOWN NOW. THE MEETING CAN END. GOD.
Everyone: FINALLY!!!!
