Me spawning in the highlands on rag:

Ah, what a nice day!

My friend jumps in the server:

Dude, be careful.

Me:

Nah it’ll be fine.

Collects bushes.

Makes tiny base.

Makes narcotics and tranqs.

Levels up a lot.

Tames an army of allosaurs.

My friend living in the desert:

AUGGGGHH!

this server was the ark additions mod btw.

Me:

what happened was it an acro?

My screen:

Your tribe mate T-man was killed by a giganotosaurus- level 130!

Me: oh dam

Giga shows up*

Me:

OH CRAP

My giga fckin killed me,

Yes my my won giga, MY OWN GIGA

Real men like me knock this thing out with a horse

A wild Giga will destroy Your stuctures if its near Your base

A baby Giga will destroy Your sleep schedule if You want 100% imprint

I am big

I am strong

I eat bobs

I can not go to many bosses

I am hard to tame

No one can hide

I drop torpor like a boss

When you tame me I get worse

I am big

I am strong

I will eat you don’t worry about that

If you bola your tribe and run I will eat you to

Ok so I was on the center map and we were at lava island then there was a giga me and my friend were getting silca pearls it started running to us so I picked him with my argie but it was to slow so I flew back to lava dropped him and told him to run...RIP!!!

People:just bola your friend and run

Me on singleplayer:should I bola myself or?

Real men knock it out with their fists, feed it with fish meat and keep it asleep with JUST narcoberries.

-Floofff

I sugest using a dodo bird if u want to kill it....

Early game tame take a bola, club and some meat then you got yourself a giga

I ALWAYS told my buds the tamed ones get a massive health and damage nerf... they didn't listen. So we lost our tamed level 200 to a wild level 20...

4 words...

Giga,teammate,bola,run

I think he got touched, by the tisim

I just started the game. Was walking around with a friend. I stop to pick some berries. We were hungry. He screams, OMG! Bolas me and runs off saying I own you one. Ill take care of your wife. Last thing I see is the chomp of a giga.

I wanted to see how a rhyniognatha with perfect health, speed and damage would do against a giga.

Turns out the giga is faster.

You know, one of my tribe mates once told me that these are passive tames. When I respawned, the first thing I did was steal everything my tribe mate had. I also grabbed a bola. When I got back to my body, my tribe mate, and the giga, I threw the bola at my tribe mate, grabbed my stuff, and got back to base. When I got back I saw this:

Hv28 has left the game

Now, whenever I think of that I think of the word VENGEANCE.

Carno: I am the most powerful thing in the game!

Rex: heh, heh, think again boii

Giga: Move aside foolish mortals I am the most powerful, but that…. ( points to dodo) that thing scares me

Giga: I fear nothing in this world, but that *points to dodo* that thing scares me...

Me: omg he so slow haaaa

*giga starts running after me*

Me: AHH STOP F***ING EATING ME YOU IDIOTIC PUNK AGHHHH

Turtle watching me die: We’Re RuNnInG aT tHe SpEeD oF lIgHt!!!!!!

Giga: nom nom nom

Everything around the giga: F this S I’m out

We finally got a fertilized giga egg with both parents being max level then my noob

Tribe mate that was hungry ate it ;-; we killed him by throwing him into a pack of allos