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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Puedes hacer muchas cosas con un giga tameado
Pero más con uno sin domesticar🥸
Matar gente
Exterminar gente
Extinguir gente
Desintegrar gente
Desaparecer gente
Abusar de la gente
Lo que puedes hacer con un giga sin domesticar
Morir trillones de veces sin que a nadie le importe
Hacerte un selfi con sangre tuya
Gastarte todo el sueldo del mes y tu vida social para nada
Intentar matarlo par que de menos experiencia que un dodo e incluso si ya as muerto tantas veces como para que le des tanta pena un baño corto antes de morir
Por eso es mejor no tamearlo👌😎
Meeting of carnos
Rex: Hm. I'm king of dinos.
Giga joins meeting)
Giga: Hello!
Rex: Your 2 feet taller than me, oh god!
Spino joins meeting)
Spino: Waddup docs?
Rex: Oh my God spinos here too uhhh...
Spino: I should be king I'm the biggest carnivore!
Giga: No I should be, I look cooler!
Rex:I'm more fearsome!
Spino: Oh, says the guy that cant even see things that don't move.
Rex: THATS JUST A MYTH!!
Giga:Guys calm down. We can settle this out.
Spino and Rex: How?
Giga:Why dont we invite more carnos?
(Carno and Mosa join meeting)
Mosa:Hi.
Carno:Hello.
Rex: How does this solve our problems..
Giant bee sneaks in meeting)
Bee:Hello everyone.
Rex: Ahh! A bee! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!
Bee:DUDE CHILL. GOD.
Mosa:I'm the biggest aquatic reptile to live! (Other than blue whale)
Meg joins)
Meg: Actually ark actually made you bigger and me smaller for a dumb reason. I am supposed to be biggest thing in ocean.
Mosa and meg left meeting)
Bee: Did yall know I can fly?
Giga:You shouldn't be able too. According to the law of physics-
Rex: Yeah, yeah, who cares about dumb physics!
Giga: Dont interrupt me!
Giga: As I was saying, according to the laws of physics, a bee shouldn't be able to lift its fat body around. But no, bees are gods, they break physics completely.
Bee:ARE YOU CALLING ME AND MY BROS FAT!?
Giga: Yes.
Spino: I'm hungry.
Everyone: NOBODY CARES.
Rex sneaks and steals crown of king of dinos)
Everyone:Rex? Your the king!
Giga: (eats crown) I should be king (pushes rex)
Rex: Ow! Grrrr... (bites neck)
Spino:EVERYONE CALM DOWN NOW. THE MEETING CAN END. GOD.
Everyone: FINALLY!!!!
I tamed 2 of these bad boys fem and male bred them a few times got a nice melee mutation on one and an hp mutation then bred them got all the stats plus a stam mutation (didn't really do much with the stam) but I got all of this it was a red and yellow powerhouse went to the swamp ate a flower wiped the whole swamp then walked across a shallow river. Giga on full health game crashed i reloged giga was gone looked in the tribe log saw my stupidity strong lvl 280 giga with 30k hp and 700% melee was killed by a level 20 mega piranha.
I was crashed for 15 seconds on official btw.
Fantastic thank you ark.
Me spawning in the highlands on rag:
Ah, what a nice day!
My friend jumps in the server:
Dude, be careful.
Me:
Nah it’ll be fine.
Collects bushes.
Makes tiny base.
Makes narcotics and tranqs.
Levels up a lot.
Tames an army of allosaurs.
My friend living in the desert:
AUGGGGHH!
this server was the ark additions mod btw.
Me:
what happened was it an acro?
My screen:
Your tribe mate T-man was killed by a giganotosaurus- level 130!
Me: oh dam
Giga shows up*
Me:
OH CRAP