I was at my bog biome base breeding Bloodstalkers and I found one that appealed to me at first sight, with its cool orange color (not mutated, maybe the parents had the same color but I couldn’t see it.) I fully imprinted it and took it to the Arctic for a test run. I got several levels on it, and soon enough, it was a beast with 10k health. So I decided to go to the Volcano to do some missions. I settled on the Magmasaur egg stealing mission on gamma difficulty as a nice easy test run. As I stepped into the cave, my Bloodstalker tore through countless high level arthros, scorpions, magmas and even a rock golem! (He was doing extra damage because of the mission.) Eventually, he was pretty low on health, so I healed him a bit. Then we made it to the egg cavern, and I saw the egg. I also saw twenty Magmasaurs guarding it. I thought I could take them down, but they pushed me into the lava. I made it out of the lava, kentros, magmas, arthros charging at me, and then...

I died. The lava had damaged my character too, and I died right off my Bloodstalker’s back-or, well, arms. All I could see before the respawn screen appeared was a horde of Dinos attacking my Bloodstalker, who fought till the end. I respawned in my bog base and looked at my other Bloodstalkers. I swear, I will breed a Bloodstalker so strong it can go into that cave and kill every creature there, especially the Magmasaurs.

Rip unnamed Bloodstalker

⬆️For unnamed Bloodstalker

Swamp Guy

So I heard about this creature and I looked it up. I found numerous videos about “Tusoteuthis taming!” “Taming Tusoteuthis in ark!”

I was like, what is this amazing game? I downloaded it on my iPad and started playing. (December 2019.)

I started playing ark just because of the Tuso, and for over a year, I still hadn’t seen one. Then, in FEBRUARY 2021, I finally saw a Tuso when I was swimming on my dolphin on the island (I started playing pc as well as mobile btw.) I saw an ALPHA SQUID and I totally freaked out.

Now, just the other day, I tamed my first Tuso with pearls on Genesis. It is a beautiful blue color and is OP, so I named it Havoc!

Swamp

🆙if you like tusos

So a while back, I decide to tame a carbonemys. After stuffing it full with berries, it became my best bud Beedo. When it was tamed, I decided to craft a saddle. When I got the engram for cementing paste, though, I needed chitin or keratin. You can get chitin from meganeuras, and you can find those in the swamp.

Beedo wasn’t far behind when I made it to the swamp. Just then, the purple pulse of torpidity began as two titanoboas slithered around us. But when I was knocked out, I wasn’t killed. When I woke up, I noticed the corpses of four boas surrounding me. But they weren’t the only ones.

Beedo, my loyal tame hadn’t been at my side for very long. But if he hadn’t been there, I would have already been killed by the snakes.

RIP Beedo 😭

Vote⬆️ for Beedo

I am a pretty experienced player, and I had just got The Center. I started out on a tropical island. It was a good start. I had one carrot. I saw a few of these up on a clearing. I ran over, but there were allos everywhere. I managed to sneak up to a beautiful dark brown horse. I tamed him with one carrot. I named him Smasher.

I was only like level 12 or something, so I rode him back to my thatch starter base. Then, an allosaurus sadly ran up and murdered Smasher and my base. I turned on cheats and killed every allo in the area.

⬆️ For Smasher, who fought the allo till his last breath.

If we can get 50 likes on the Bloodstalker post I will build a giant memorial with gravestones, torches, and all sorts of decorations! For Bloodstalkers, some of the best creatures in ark!

⬆️⬆️⬆️

Swamp Guy

Giant Spitting Murder Bugs

Tree kitties of death

Blue blobs of hell

Underwater danger noodle capable of mass destruction

Smol birbs that steal your full mut giga egg

Giant nope rope that spits freaking poison

Xenomorph that you need to tame by getting pregnant

Flying fat caterpillar

Living machine turret

Bog bugs that FIND YOU NO MATTER WHAT

Big sucky spider

Space whale

AND WHATS NEXT?

Mind control frog

Robot giraffe

Platypus with irresistible teats

Space Dolphin

This is all extremely logical! We also have a frog with sedatives on its tongue, a flyer that is a literal fighter plane, and a fluffy killer that scare u.

Also dodos. Way too OP

Mhm. Makes sense. 100 likes and I make another tip ridiculing ark logic. Or maybe I’ll do it anyways! Anyways, like the tip

I see you’ve made it to your final destination. Welcome to the Genesis Ship. A vessel now under my control. With it, I will spread throughout the cosmos. Thousands of years and trillions of miles from where I began. Here, I will be unstoppable. You can’t defeat me survivor. You, or that avatar, that shadow of her. This is my realm, survivors. Enough is enough. I will not be holding back. Your survival ends here.

Sir Edmund Rockwell.

I see you’ve made it to your final destination. Welcome to the Genesis Ship. A vessel now under my control. With it, I will spread throughout the cosmos. Thousands of years and trillions of miles from where I began. Here, I will be unstoppable. You can’t defeat me survivor. You, or that avatar, that shadow of her. This is my realm, survivors. Enough is enough. I will not be holding back. Your survival ends here.

Sir Edmund Rockwell.

I tamed an X-Woolly Rhino and brought it back to my ocean base. With ONE HIT it collected over 2k of EACH KIND OF BERRY. There weren’t even ten bushes around, and ik I’ve got OP settings, but I haven’t seen that good gathering with my bronto.

⬆️ This if ya like Rhinos

[What follows are scraps of data taken from an enemy source. This data may give us key intel on winning the war.]

{192918372717727327}

{Updating}

{Update Complete}

{Verifying. Please wait.}

-programming active-

Okay, let’s recap. Also, this story is in the first person now. Deal with it.

So, ever since we got beat up by that robotic bastard, we’ve been hunting his kind down, looking for a way to hack into them and get sweet, juicy intel. Now we’re getting it.

[{SECTION 0245}]

{VERIFYING}

{LOG DATA-

{SIR GALEN ROCKWELL

{APPROXIMATELY 3 YEARS AGO

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{

{

—100% downloaded//

[Begin Transfer]

This Rockwell guy has a lot of firewalls and passwords blocking his stuff, but we’ve managed to break through.

[Audio file]

[Owner: Galen Rockwell]

[Time: 3yrs ago]

“Congrats, my friend, if you’ve actually managed to bypass my security measures. You are one hell of a hacker. What follows is my explanation. Not of things now, but what’s to come.

You’ve all heard of the ARK project. Self-sufficient, orbital biodomes to harbor life in case everything went to hell. But what they didn’t tell us was what species were on them. Yes, humans, but the animals-there were those that live today, but mainly...

Those that are now extinct. Yes, yes, I know. Humanity has already bioengineered dinosaurs? Well, it goes belong that. Let me read you a few files that I’m not supposed to have:

Velonasaurus Spinavultus-a living turret, perhaps a cross between a raptor and a cactus that can fire spikes from its frill at astounding speeds.

Reapers- GIANT XENOMORPHIC APEX PREDATORS IMMUNE TO RADIATION AND HAVE THE ABILITY TO IMPREGNATE HOSTS TO BEAR THEIR CHILDREN.

I’m going to stop there. These motherf-

[AUDIO DELETED]

should know that playing god is never going to work. That’s why I stole some DNA samples and got to work. I’m going to purify the world. Eight billion humans isn’t helping anyone, not even themselves. Bring these long extinct species back into their respective ecological niches. I’ll keep maybe a hundred million humans around-that seems fair, but this species has ruined the world. As Darwin said, survival of the fittest. How far will you go to adapt? How far will you go to evolve?

This sounds like I’m some sort of Thanos, killing off half the population. Well, I’m actually killing more than half.

Okay, serious now. You may think my methods are violent, but how else are we going to save the planet? The ARK project is unnecessary. Humans are the virus.

By the time you’re hearing this, I’ve probably evolved long past humanity. I am posthuman. I am stronger.

If you are lucky enough to survive, I welcome you into a better world.”

So I’m on mobile and I have my base around the Footpaw area, at the West Zone 1 spawn point. I wanted to find and tame a Diplocaulus so I went to the swamp. I kept on searching but I couldn’t find one so I decided to keep on journeying. I kept to the shadows, unsure of where I was actually going.

Eventually, I made it to a small unnamed mountain in the Eastern Plains. I began to climb, until I finally saw an Equus near the peak.

But it wasn’t an ordinary Equus...

I managed to get a photo of the magnificent Unicorn before it ran away. I stumbled around until I somehow managed to get to Fars Peak. There I had suffered extreme fall damage, and I was killed by a saber tooth.

That is my story...

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