Bro was saying faso: come here let me eat you

when my sister thinks what small lizard looks like

My sister : 😫😫😫😫😫😫

Dfffti hi nahi u uiiij hai na Aaj ka kaam

Uninvolved, Godzilla be like yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

If this thing is not on Aberration, then I will scream.

(NOTICE. THIS ISNT THE RIGHT THINGS FOR ONE OF THESE. ITS JUST FOR CONTENT). News guy: this guy is faster then the cheetah itself. To tame it you find your friends and bola them and lure them into that and give them leaf’s (not true just to be funny ok?) Then you give them a ton of pets and you have one of these guys. But they eat super fast. Then repeat that and breed two. Once the baby is hatched it’s low level of course but then it becomes friends with your shotgun and a friend of the shotgun. A bullet. - DragonFlameYT(all these facts are not true. I just wanted to type this bc it funny. Bye all and I’m hoping you’re lit with me. Bye!)

Me when I see this on my non-modded switch. *that one uncanny sound effect that goes, doddooddoo*

How to tame this offbrand

Step 1 wait until the innocent fasolasuchus goes to make his family a new home

step 2 9/11 his house

step 3 with no permission jump on to his back

step 4 smash his head into sharp rocks and make him lose every single braincell he has left after the 911 keep smashing until he goes zzzzz

step 5 shove meat into his mouth until he becomes your slave if he trys to wake up beating the living daylights out of him or just give it nightquil

😎😘🤬💍🪴❤️‍🔥✋😎💍

Wtf is it? Like seriously what is it s giant horny croc

But what about the roly poly 😭

Me:was that a kaprasuchus?

Him:Uh?

It looks like 1 sarco and a kapro having pipe sex with a mega

Crossbreed of a dimetrodon and a kapro 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It is probably is going to be a flipper

If this was the size of a Rex then I would shoot webs outta my butt like a spider

Farewell creature 😢 💔 so sad

(A helpful tip should include a few more words)

Bro can’t even destroy thatch lol