Master chief vs Facolasuchus: Master Chief:grabs assault rifle and fires, Facolasuchus: Feels nothing, Master Chief: Oh no..., Cortana:CHIEF WATCH OUT, Facolasuchus:tears apart Master chief and sends him into the sand with brute force, The Captain: You will be remembered as an elite soldier...

Goku: what the heck is this thing? It’s ugly. “It’s eyes turn glowing blue and there’s cracks that happen on the skin. Inside those cracks there’s glowing blue energy”Goku: oh gosh I made him mad. Fasolosuchus: Kamehameha 100X!!! Goku: Run! Fasolosuchus: hehehe you can’t escape. “Uses a 500K hit combo on Goku and goes for a grand finisher. An uppercut” Goku In Andromeda: NOOOOOOOO! - DragonFlameYT

Bro be like:let me munch on yur toes

These look like a hybrid of a cardio and a sarco

Why is everyone down voting names bruh 💀

Goku: You gotta help me vegita. I need it

Vegita: Get lost noob

Goku: fine

Faso: Kamehameha!

Goku: Its Here!!

Vegita: fine I’ll help

- DragonFlameYT

If I see that thing I gotta get out my spino

My dog when I tell him it’s time for bed:

- Eyestorm

Me:was that a kaprasuchus?

Him:Uh?

How to tame this offbrand

Step 1 wait until the innocent fasolasuchus goes to make his family a new home

step 2 9/11 his house

step 3 with no permission jump on to his back

step 4 smash his head into sharp rocks and make him lose every single braincell he has left after the 911 keep smashing until he goes zzzzz

step 5 shove meat into his mouth until he becomes your slave if he trys to wake up beating the living daylights out of him or just give it nightquil

Your everyday, average gator in Florida :)

when my sister thinks what small lizard looks like

My sister : 😫😫😫😫😫😫

Bro was like faso: let me take one bite just one

Bro was saying faso: come here let me eat you

(NOTICE. THIS ISNT THE RIGHT THINGS FOR ONE OF THESE. ITS JUST FOR CONTENT). News guy: this guy is faster then the cheetah itself. To tame it you find your friends and bola them and lure them into that and give them leaf’s (not true just to be funny ok?) Then you give them a ton of pets and you have one of these guys. But they eat super fast. Then repeat that and breed two. Once the baby is hatched it’s low level of course but then it becomes friends with your shotgun and a friend of the shotgun. A bullet. - DragonFlameYT(all these facts are not true. I just wanted to type this bc it funny. Bye all and I’m hoping you’re lit with me. Bye!)

Dfffti hi nahi u uiiij hai na Aaj ka kaam

😎😘🤬💍🪴❤️‍🔥✋😎💍

Me when I see this on my non-modded switch. *that one uncanny sound effect that goes, doddooddoo*

If this thing is not on Aberration, then I will scream.

Uninvolved, Godzilla be like yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas