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Master chief vs Facolasuchus: Master Chief:grabs assault rifle and fires…

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Master chief vs Facolasuchus: Master Chief:grabs assault rifle and fires, Facolasuchus: Feels nothing, Master Chief: Oh no..., Cortana:CHIEF WATCH OUT, Facolasuchus:tears apart Master chief and sends him into the sand with brute force, The Captain: You will be remembered as an elite soldier...

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I can’t believe they put my cat in ark

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Boss: we need a new creature

Dev1: wait i have an idea. Let's make a super scary crocodilian...

Dev2: an other crocodilian? We always make a crocodilian

Dev3: i have the best idea! A sand shark!

Dev2: i miss the good old days, when our game had dinosaurs

Dev4: OH GOD I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!!! A SAND... CROCODILIAN

Dev2:WHAT IN...

Everybody else:*clapping*

Dev2: I need a glass of water

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I keep seeing people complaining about the Fricking SPIDER? How the heck do yall prefer a spider over a giant iguana. It's fricking beautiful.

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My pet chameleon on steroids.

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This kind of looks like my dog when I tell him he needs a bath😂

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Na they hed the coolest crocodile behind money

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Did my Moschops evolve?

— plastic bag

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Roses are red violets are blue he burys in the sand and ambushes u

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Oh digidig digidig dig😂😂😂😂 (it's a kid show)

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Me be like: umm ima mine this rock. The fabulo: Someone’s gonna die tonight

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