
What are some funny jokes or stories about the fasolasuchus? Funny fasolasuchus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Master chief vs Facolasuchus: Master Chief:grabs assault rifle and fires, Facolasuchus: Feels nothing, Master Chief: Oh no..., Cortana:CHIEF WATCH OUT, Facolasuchus:tears apart Master chief and sends him into the sand with brute force, The Captain: You will be remembered as an elite soldier...