Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
(NOTICE. THIS ISNT THE RIGHT THINGS FOR ONE OF THESE. ITS JUST FOR CONTENT). News guy: this guy is faster then the cheetah itself. To tame it you find your friends and bola them and lure them into that and give them leaf’s (not true just to be funny ok?) Then you give them a ton of pets and you have one of these guys. But they eat super fast. Then repeat that and breed two. Once the baby is hatched it’s low level of course but then it becomes friends with your shotgun and a friend of the shotgun. A bullet. - DragonFlameYT(all these facts are not true. I just wanted to type this bc it funny. Bye all and I’m hoping you’re lit with me. Bye!)
More Fasolasuchus Funny Tips
Boss: we need a new creature
Dev1: wait i have an idea. Let's make a super scary crocodilian...
Dev2: an other crocodilian? We always make a crocodilian
Dev3: i have the best idea! A sand shark!
Dev2: i miss the good old days, when our game had dinosaurs
Dev4: OH GOD I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!!! A SAND... CROCODILIAN
Dev2:WHAT IN...
Everybody else:*clapping*
Dev2: I need a glass of water