Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
How to tame this offbrand
Step 1 wait until the innocent fasolasuchus goes to make his family a new home
step 2 9/11 his house
step 3 with no permission jump on to his back
step 4 smash his head into sharp rocks and make him lose every single braincell he has left after the 911 keep smashing until he goes zzzzz
step 5 shove meat into his mouth until he becomes your slave if he trys to wake up beating the living daylights out of him or just give it nightquil
More Fasolasuchus Funny Tips
I canβt believe they put my cat in ark
Boss: we need a new creature
Dev1: wait i have an idea. Let's make a super scary crocodilian...
Dev2: an other crocodilian? We always make a crocodilian
Dev3: i have the best idea! A sand shark!
Dev2: i miss the good old days, when our game had dinosaurs
Dev4: OH GOD I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!!! A SAND... CROCODILIAN
Dev2:WHAT IN...
Everybody else:*clapping*
Dev2: I need a glass of water
I keep seeing people complaining about the Fricking SPIDER? How the heck do yall prefer a spider over a giant iguana. It's fricking beautiful.
My pet chameleon on steroids.
This kind of looks like my dog when I tell him he needs a bathπ
Roses are red violets are blue he burys in the sand and ambushes u
Me be like: umm ima mine this rock. The fabulo: Someoneβs gonna die tonight
Love its design and abilities! But why do have to explode it and just it head on rocks!!!
It looks like my cat after it fell in the bath
Me and my dad were playing on scorcherd earth and he spawned one in and said it looked like a Christmas tree