Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
How to tame this offbrand Step 1 wait until the innocent fasolasuchus goes…

How to tame this offbrand
Step 1 wait until the innocent fasolasuchus goes to make his family a new home
step 2 9/11 his house
step 3 with no permission jump on to his back
step 4 smash his head into sharp rocks and make him lose every single braincell he has left after the 911 keep smashing until he goes zzzzz
step 5 shove meat into his mouth until he becomes your slave if he trys to wake up beating the living daylights out of him or just give it nightquil
More Fasolasuchus Funny Tips
Boss: we need a new creature
Dev1: wait i have an idea. Let's make a super scary crocodilian...
Dev2: an other crocodilian? We always make a crocodilian
Dev3: i have the best idea! A sand shark!
Dev2: i miss the good old days, when our game had dinosaurs
Dev4: OH GOD I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!!! A SAND... CROCODILIAN
Dev2:WHAT IN...
Everybody else:*clapping*
Dev2: I need a glass of water