Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the fasolasuchus? Funny fasolasuchus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 102 · Answer 1 · 2023-05-31T22:43:43+00:00

Who else thinks that ark mobile should have way more dinosaurs?

score 51 · Answer 2 · 2023-07-19T20:24:36+00:00

I can’t believe they put my cat in ark

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2023-09-19T18:26:34+00:00

This thing will be like peekaboo in sand like nope

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2023-09-16T03:41:08+00:00

Danger crocodile? No thanks I see one of these I’m out.

score 48 · Answer 5 · 2023-06-25T04:47:23+00:00

Boss: we need a new creature

Dev1: wait i have an idea. Let's make a super scary crocodilian...

Dev2: an other crocodilian? We always make a crocodilian

Dev3: i have the best idea! A sand shark!

Dev2: i miss the good old days, when our game had dinosaurs

Dev4: OH GOD I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!!! A SAND... CROCODILIAN

Dev2:WHAT IN...

Everybody else:*clapping*

Dev2: I need a glass of water

score 11 · Answer 6 · 2023-08-31T16:12:07+00:00

It's better than the fluffy spider try change my mind.

score 44 · Answer 7 · 2023-05-31T14:07:14+00:00

I keep seeing people complaining about the Fricking SPIDER? How the heck do yall prefer a spider over a giant iguana. It's fricking beautiful.

score 10 · Answer 8 · 2023-08-21T12:35:19+00:00

This better be good bc the way to tame it is soooo damm hard

score 6 · Answer 9 · 2023-08-24T10:23:44+00:00

This things chin looks like my dad in the backing hot sun

score 5 · Answer 10 · 2023-08-19T20:43:32+00:00

Kaprio and spinos where more than friends 😳

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2023-08-27T20:07:06+00:00

When trying to tame that, it's going to kill every dinosaurs I have. bro looks menacing.

score 10 · Answer 12 · 2023-07-05T23:44:56+00:00

Good luck taming one 😂 it would be funny to watch

score 9 · Answer 13 · 2023-07-08T01:58:33+00:00

I thought Kapros were scary this things just on a whole nother level

score 8 · Answer 14 · 2023-07-07T21:23:35+00:00

Me: Quick! Hide in my house! Friend: Ok! Me and friend: whew! I don’t think it can get us now. “It breaks down the wooden wall. Entering the house” Me: Oh shoot I forgot. They’re strong enough to break wood. - DragonFlameYT’s Funny Moments. What happens next?

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2023-08-25T21:55:04+00:00

Me: Bobby! He broke the wall let’s go!

Bobby: But my dod-

Me: It’s just a dodo

Trex: You’ll regret for leaving dodo

“Chomp”

Me: oh my!

Friend: Run!

Me: … we should tame the Rex to fight the faso.

Friend: then we save dodo!

Answer 1: They all escaped together: WRONG

Answer 2: Bobby died and they ran away: WRONG

Answer 3: Bobby died but tamed Rex to fight fas: CORRECT

Answer 4: They escaped with the Rex: WRONG

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2023-07-27T08:31:51+00:00

This thing is gonna be scary and cool at the same time. im also imagining that it will anahiallate all my tames whe it gets added

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2023-08-01T11:43:30+00:00

Imagine just in a forest near green obelisk and farming wood and you hear a loud sound so you go investigate and it's that thing and it agroed on you and you didn't know

score 9 · Answer 18 · 2023-06-09T09:46:29+00:00

He definitely looks like a concavonator + Kaprosuchus

score 5 · Answer 19 · 2023-07-16T22:07:36+00:00

Me: Agh! Run!

Faso: Ssssas

Friend: Is this ur guy? It says he I- “Chomp”

Me: Nooooooo

Faso: “kills all tames”

Me: I Hate My Life

- DragonFlameYT - The light dragon’s moments

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2023-08-19T08:08:10+00:00

Bro added a sand baskilsk now I don’t have to worry about the rock element’s.