Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Goku: what the heck is this thing? It’s ugly. “It’s eyes turn glowing blue and there’s cracks that happen on the skin. Inside those cracks there’s glowing blue energy”Goku: oh gosh I made him mad. Fasolosuchus: Kamehameha 100X!!! Goku: Run! Fasolosuchus: hehehe you can’t escape. “Uses a 500K hit combo on Goku and goes for a grand finisher. An uppercut” Goku In Andromeda: NOOOOOOOO! - DragonFlameYT
More Fasolasuchus Funny Tips
Boss: we need a new creature
Dev1: wait i have an idea. Let's make a super scary crocodilian...
Dev2: an other crocodilian? We always make a crocodilian
Dev3: i have the best idea! A sand shark!
Dev2: i miss the good old days, when our game had dinosaurs
Dev4: OH GOD I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!!! A SAND... CROCODILIAN
Dev2:WHAT IN...
Everybody else:*clapping*
Dev2: I need a glass of water