Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was just trying to make a tip so you guy could read it but no I hear scratching on my door and was it was a raccoon and was trying to open the door but I didn't know what it was at first and opened the door and It almost fell in the house. I have 2 doors and the screen on one of them is broken and raccoon was standing on that and then I opened the second door it fell so I got scared and slammed the door and it got stuck inside the 2 doors and I had to out the side door to the back door and release it. And now I'm scared to the door.
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hard to encounter, ferocious beast that will shred all your dinos in seconds. DO NOT try to tame it without tribe mates. It killed my 50 giga army in 10 seconds. It’s satan himslef in a giant scary angry form. My friend saw one and tried to tame it, only to die and lose all his Dinos and his base. This thing has about 90000000 health, I saw it do 90782777 damage to one of my gigas. Not something you wanna mess with. If you somehow manage to tame then this is gonna be the best end game dino.
Once I was taming a Rex and I heard something in the trees so I walked away and there it was a lvl 1million + dodo so I grabbed my tranq gun and as soon as I shot it everything in the area died including me well I came back in huge shock seeing that the 180 Rex I was taming was fricken destroyed by that dang dodo ... so I never went in that area again ... to all noobs dodos are the dominant species in ark if you come across an dodo run for your life do not make eye contact and don’t look back if u hit it u and ur tame are dead instantly and this is no joke...!
Poem 4 u
There once was a land named ARK,
I had been working hard making spark,
Along came a rex and it ate my quetz and now I must restart!
Travelling up high I head to the mountains,
Below is a river which looks like some fountain,
As I go I peer into the distance,
I was sure I saw someone's base for an instance,
suddenly now I'm falling from the sky,
Not sure how, not sure why,
Once on the ground it all became clear,
It was that enemies base I should have feared.
To the volcano I travel again,
Must get more metal and fill all my bins,
I leave there post-hast as nighttime falls quick,
Somehow I forgot to bring more picks,
Land at the base to off load the stuff,
Logging off now as I've had enough.
You scorched earth players are lucky to not have this devastating beast in your path. They spawn nearly everywhere but are the 2nd strongest dino in the game, not minding the wild moschops. This think can break tek if not immobilized, and takes 200 shocking tranqs to tame a level FIVE, and it’s damage, I don’t want to talk about it...
Why is this thang under “Quick and easy taming?” It takes like 20 shocking tranqu darts to knock just a little level 10000. I mean 20 shocking tranq for a tiny level Ten thousand? Dats crazy! And that’s in the head! Imagine making 50 shocking tranqs to tame a tiny little dodo. 🙀 And of course the berries! That’s like 3820 berries!
Beware the dodo, you need about 346 shocking tranq darts for a lvl 5 it can break metal so you need a tek base and the best weapons this is an endgame Dino with a thirst for blood it is stronger than 300 titanosaurs and will kill you immediately there found the most at south zone 2 so to survive you must stay away from there and if you see one you must avoid it at all costs, if you do have contact I suggest you run around the whole map since it’s faster than a galimimus if you think of taming one use 500 shocking tranq darts tek gear a titanosaur a quetzal and a wyvern if you want to tame it I would if it does starts attacking you ... say bye bye to you and your dinos