Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: NO MY GRIFFIN DEASORLOT!!
Ark Gods: Huh it seem our player lost her lvl 600 griffin deasorlot
Other Ark Gods: mmm and now she’s looking for a replacement
Other Ark Gods: let’s make all the griffins end with ot heheh
Ark Gods: what was its gender?
Other Ark Gods: Female
Ark Gods: THAN MAKE ALL THE OT’S FEMALES!
All Ark Gods: 🤣😈
Me: DEASORLOT WHYYYYYY
hard to encounter, ferocious beast that will shred all your dinos in seconds. DO NOT try to tame it without tribe mates. It killed my 50 giga army in 10 seconds. It’s satan himslef in a giant scary angry form. My friend saw one and tried to tame it, only to die and lose all his Dinos and his base. This thing has about 90000000 health, I saw it do 90782777 damage to one of my gigas. Not something you wanna mess with. If you somehow manage to tame then this is gonna be the best end game dino.
Once I was taming a Rex and I heard something in the trees so I walked away and there it was a lvl 1million + dodo so I grabbed my tranq gun and as soon as I shot it everything in the area died including me well I came back in huge shock seeing that the 180 Rex I was taming was fricken destroyed by that dang dodo ... so I never went in that area again ... to all noobs dodos are the dominant species in ark if you come across an dodo run for your life do not make eye contact and don’t look back if u hit it u and ur tame are dead instantly and this is no joke...!
Poem 4 u
There once was a land named ARK,
I had been working hard making spark,
Along came a rex and it ate my quetz and now I must restart!
Travelling up high I head to the mountains,
Below is a river which looks like some fountain,
As I go I peer into the distance,
I was sure I saw someone's base for an instance,
suddenly now I'm falling from the sky,
Not sure how, not sure why,
Once on the ground it all became clear,
It was that enemies base I should have feared.
To the volcano I travel again,
Must get more metal and fill all my bins,
I leave there post-hast as nighttime falls quick,
Somehow I forgot to bring more picks,
Land at the base to off load the stuff,
Logging off now as I've had enough.