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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Poem 4 u There once was a land named ARK, I had been working hard making…
Poem 4 u
There once was a land named ARK,
I had been working hard making spark,
Along came a rex and it ate my quetz and now I must restart!
Travelling up high I head to the mountains,
Below is a river which looks like some fountain,
As I go I peer into the distance,
I was sure I saw someone's base for an instance,
suddenly now I'm falling from the sky,
Not sure how, not sure why,
Once on the ground it all became clear,
It was that enemies base I should have feared.
To the volcano I travel again,
Must get more metal and fill all my bins,
I leave there post-hast as nighttime falls quick,
Somehow I forgot to bring more picks,
Land at the base to off load the stuff,
Logging off now as I've had enough.
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I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...