Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I was figuring how to breed and raise dodos and the first and only one I hatched because I’m lazy ,but anyway I got it to be a juvenile , but I forgot to feed it and it died . After 2 second of mourning in harvest it and what I got surprised me . I am sorry to inform you a to tell you juvenile dodos give prime meats so if any one is horrible enough to do this pls inform me
I see dodo USED to be able to yeet a bronto halfway across the map, I KNOW HOW TO MAKE HIM DO DAT AGIN,
Step one: tame dodo at start of game
Stap two: OoP dIrT dIS
Step tree: opGraDe dA bOi tO lEvL 5000
Step four: go find a giga, yeet ur lvl 5000 dodo at him and whatch as he get yeeted to mars
My friends mom is an antivax, and her daughter died if measles . She posted something on Facebook about how because she was anti vac she fought harder, and was told her daughter would be alive if she vaccinated. My friends dad immediately got my friend vaccinated, and his mom, furious, divorced him. We have a dodo named after his mom and we torture it everyday, because if she was a good mom and listened to a doctor, my friends sister would still be alive.