Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Stay vigilante while taming these rabbid beasts you will need your entire tribe to take one of these murder dinosaurs you will need 600 tranq arrows and a tek trap to transport it to your base then you will need approximately 1256 mejos to tame it GL to you if you try to tame one of these beasts
Whatever you do, DO NOT try to tame a dodo. It might not have much health, but it’s melee damage can one shot a titanosaur and even if you manage to kill one, it’s brethren will come to avenge the fallen dodo
Or in the worst case scenario, they will aid it while it is still alive
Me: NO MY GRIFFIN DEASORLOT!!
Ark Gods: Huh it seem our player lost her lvl 600 griffin deasorlot
Other Ark Gods: mmm and now she’s looking for a replacement
Other Ark Gods: let’s make all the griffins end with ot heheh
Ark Gods: what was its gender?
Other Ark Gods: Female
Ark Gods: THAN MAKE ALL THE OT’S FEMALES!
All Ark Gods: 🤣😈
Me: DEASORLOT WHYYYYYY