Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Once I was taming a Rex and I heard something in the trees so I walked away…

Once I was taming a Rex and I heard something in the trees so I walked away and there it was a lvl 1million + dodo so I grabbed my tranq gun and as soon as I shot it everything in the area died including me well I came back in huge shock seeing that the 180 Rex I was taming was fricken destroyed by that dang dodo ... so I never went in that area again ... to all noobs dodos are the dominant species in ark if you come across an dodo run for your life do not make eye contact and don’t look back if u hit it u and ur tame are dead instantly and this is no joke...!
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...