Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Why is this thang under “Quick and easy taming?” It takes like 20 shocking…

Why is this thang under “Quick and easy taming?” It takes like 20 shocking tranqu darts to knock just a little level 10000. I mean 20 shocking tranq for a tiny level Ten thousand? Dats crazy! And that’s in the head! Imagine making 50 shocking tranqs to tame a tiny little dodo. 🙀 And of course the berries! That’s like 3820 berries!
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...