
Why is this thang under “Quick and easy taming?” It takes like 20 shocking tranqu darts to knock just a little level 10000. I mean 20 shocking tranq for a tiny level Ten thousand? Dats crazy! And that’s in the head! Imagine making 50 shocking tranqs to tame a tiny little dodo. 🙀 And of course the berries! That’s like 3820 berries!
IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...