Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 5 · Answer 1 · 2021-01-30T04:58:41+00:00

pick up a few wild ones with a bird or something then put it into a small enclosure that’s filled with wild Dilos

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2021-01-21T19:48:34+00:00

My brother kills a helpless lvl 1 dodo

Me summons lvl 100000 🦤🦖

My brother HOLY GUAC-

The master DIED TO DODOREX LVL 1000000

Me TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2020-01-30T22:46:04+00:00

OPDodo:Noobs *sieh*

Giga:I'm I a joke to ya?

OpDodo:yes I am

12 secs later.

OPDodo:Die boi

score 6 · Answer 4 · 2020-01-30T07:33:58+00:00

I tamed a dodo once... called it "mr. Box" and I literally used it as a storage box until I realised how much of a BEAST THEY ARE!!!

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2024-08-04T16:19:30+00:00

i took my dodo whichs name is dodorex and i took him to fight real dodorex☠️

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2024-07-20T18:04:58+00:00

Me: Dodo?

Dodo: wait wait no no

Me:eating a nice cooked dodo yummy

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2023-09-08T02:03:19+00:00

I killed all of my friends’s dodos named jokester, Jerry, James, John, Johnson, and Jester the four days when they weren’t online and then they found out and my response to their question was “ They had fun together and had a lot of jokes but they laughed to death. It wasn’t my fault. I watched it happen. “ 💅💅 Also, here’s a song:

(clap clap) DUNNANANANANAANANANANANANANANANANANAANA

ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE LAST IVE SEEN MY SON LOST TO THIS MONSTER TO THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER (aka me)

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2022-09-14T13:59:26+00:00

🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2021-11-03T19:51:49+00:00

This animal is hilariously weak I had a 289 level dodo and it was killed by a level 5 Triceratops

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2021-10-30T12:52:37+00:00

So I'm working on hatching 20 EGG mind:what have I done to myself 😑😵😵

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2020-12-23T16:55:33+00:00

I bet a noob is reading these and wondering if the dodo is really as OP as it seems

score 5 · Answer 12 · 2020-11-28T02:00:38+00:00

dOdOs WiLl oNe TaP GigA lEveL 150 aNd tITaN fEaR iT aNd bRInG 30 GiGas aNd 50 rEx

Archer

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2020-11-17T02:38:39+00:00

They never try to kill players like bruh dodo:leave me alone

score 8 · Answer 14 · 2018-03-17T02:46:46+00:00

Ark is a game of deadly extinct creatures that could kill a human in seconds... Then there are these stupid flightless birds who got murderized by a couple of French dudes with muskets.

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2025-06-19T06:52:54+00:00

Be careful this is the devil of the island ☠️💀😈

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2024-06-29T21:33:13+00:00

Who else thought they can’t attack and then got bit lol

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2023-08-14T19:43:53+00:00

How the devs added ‘em

Dev 1: Make a dum Dino

Dev 2: ok

Dev 3: no, make a biggener tame

Dev 2: um… yeah…

Dev 1: ok, I agree!

Dev 2: done!

Results: DODO THAT IS DUM

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2023-08-11T18:47:30+00:00

Hi

(A helpful tip should include more words! Lol)

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2023-07-19T03:54:53+00:00

Beware this boss is harder to beat than the overseer

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2022-09-01T16:56:01+00:00

What do you call a dodo with bad stats?

Doodoo

Sorry