Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
STG again sorry i havent commented for a while, here is the funny part im posting: One time i had friendly fire one in the center, i was practicing my aim for the bow, i aimed at my dodo! (Lol) His name was target, true to the point. I painted a target on his head. I hit his head. BULL'S EYE!I yelled! Then i shot him a few more times and slapped myself. he is dead his grave will me forever honored, please give me name ideas for my new dodo for now his name is: King BOB! Haveba nice day lol
Bob: Tames dodo.
Bob: Names dodo Bob. Jr.
Bob. Jr: “Hi Bob! Yeah I found this dodo called Nightshade and we made eggs, we made 200, is that ok?”
Bob: “Bob. Jr, good for you! Sure its ok! I love dodos!”
Bob. Jr: “Ok thanks Bob!”
Bob: “TOO MANY DODOS!”
199 of Bob. Jr’s children: “You ate all the berries? WAAAAAAAAA”
Bob: “I’m sorry….”
To the tune of "Lion Sleeps Tonight":
On the shoreline, the endless shoreline, the dodo walks today.
On the shoreline, the endless shoreline, the dodo wlaks today.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE AA WEE MUMM MUMM MAWAY
Punch the dodo, the weird, small dodo, right upside the head.
Then feed him berries, some mejoberries, and then he'll be your pet.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE AA WEE MUMM MUMM MAWAY
Dedicated to those who still value the dodos.
A beast of unbridled anger. Remember how it was hunted to extinction in the real world? It pulled a glitchtrap and is back for revenge in ark. Underestimating these killers results in certain death☠️. Remember that time you saw a level 5 dodo? There is actually 3 nines before that. But the game can’t handle that power. That dodo was level 5,999! The game does its best to keep its power chained down in the depths and covered… but every time another dodo is killed and eaten( or tamed then abused ) their dark intent grows stronger. The overseer can only hold for so long… taming a dodo and treating it how it deserves(like royalty) pacifies the pure anger and rage just a bit. Those comments saying it’s a deadly beast are true. They are from the future. They are trying to send a hidden message so the dodos don’t find out. But while from the future, they are still possible to tame. The worst hasn’t yet come for even them… now, if this message has reached you… warn every player in the server! They will soon see this. And calamity and cataclysm will come quick after. Invest in TEK, you’ll need it!
Online Friends: why are you like this!
Me: what?
Online Friends: You literally just tames these stupid dodos! You never even try to tame better pets in this game!
Me: ok so?
Online friends: well we can't be friends eny more if you don't stop taming these stupid things!
Me: umm ok bye 👋
Online Friends: what do you mean!?
Me: I'm the owner of this server so leave.?
Online "Friends": no we have are gigas on this server!
Me: well only my friends are allowed here.
Online "friends": well then we aren't friends eny more.
Me: ya that's the point.
This actually happened to me yesterday. (They aren't my friends eny more) 😕