ALL HAIL THE DODOS OR WERE DEAD AND THE DODO GODS WILL RULE THE ARK.

I some times I have an army of Dodos attack a spino of something to watch Dodos feel pain

Name it Dodorex so you can tell your friends you have a Dodorex

I don’t understand how I can’t pick up baby dodos, they weigh 2 Kg but my character can’t even lif 5 metal due to the amount of stacks of tranq arrows i have

STG again sorry i havent commented for a while, here is the funny part im posting: One time i had friendly fire one in the center, i was practicing my aim for the bow, i aimed at my dodo! (Lol) His name was target, true to the point. I painted a target on his head. I hit his head. BULL'S EYE!I yelled! Then i shot him a few more times and slapped myself. he is dead his grave will me forever honored, please give me name ideas for my new dodo for now his name is: King BOB! Haveba nice day lol

Bob: Tames dodo.

Bob: Names dodo Bob. Jr.

Bob. Jr: “Hi Bob! Yeah I found this dodo called Nightshade and we made eggs, we made 200, is that ok?”

Bob: “Bob. Jr, good for you! Sure its ok! I love dodos!”

Bob. Jr: “Ok thanks Bob!”

Bob: “TOO MANY DODOS!”

199 of Bob. Jr’s children: “You ate all the berries? WAAAAAAAAA”

Bob: “I’m sorry….”

If you see one of these, run. It will end your whole career if you dont

Me: sees a dodo

Also me: RRRRUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN

Dodo: transforms

Now dodorex: hungry

Ripasaurus lvl 105 was killed by lvl 100000000000000 dodorex.

“Somebody once told me that dodos could kill a giga I believed them and tried it dodos are the sharpest tool in the shed” song name all star by smash mouth

Online Friends: why are you like this!

Me: what?

Online Friends: You literally just tames these stupid dodos! You never even try to tame better pets in this game!

Me: ok so?

Online friends: well we can't be friends eny more if you don't stop taming these stupid things!

Me: umm ok bye 👋

Online Friends: what do you mean!?

Me: I'm the owner of this server so leave.?

Online "Friends": no we have are gigas on this server!

Me: well only my friends are allowed here.

Online "friends": well then we aren't friends eny more.

Me: ya that's the point.

This actually happened to me yesterday. (They aren't my friends eny more) 😕

Your first night on the ARK and you hear a noise coming from behind you. Then you jump back then you see the most friendly dinosaur in the world

I sense 817272819 possibilities and only 817272818, I win.

Which means I lose in 1 battle

pick up a few wild ones with a bird or something then put it into a small enclosure that’s filled with wild Dilos

My brother kills a helpless lvl 1 dodo

Me summons lvl 100000 🦤🦖

My brother HOLY GUAC-

The master DIED TO DODOREX LVL 1000000

Me TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I bet a noob is reading these and wondering if the dodo is really as OP as it seems

OPDodo:Noobs *sieh*

Giga:I'm I a joke to ya?

OpDodo:yes I am

12 secs later.

OPDodo:Die boi

I tamed a dodo once... called it "mr. Box" and I literally used it as a storage box until I realised how much of a BEAST THEY ARE!!!

Ark is a game of deadly extinct creatures that could kill a human in seconds... Then there are these stupid flightless birds who got murderized by a couple of French dudes with muskets.

I was watching my 20 Dodos and I look away for a second and then I turn back around and there is a ton of poop on the ground...... why me☁️.....

I killed all of my friends’s dodos named jokester, Jerry, James, John, Johnson, and Jester the four days when they weren’t online and then they found out and my response to their question was “ They had fun together and had a lot of jokes but they laughed to death. It wasn’t my fault. I watched it happen. “ 💅💅 Also, here’s a song:

(clap clap) DUNNANANANANAANANANANANANANANANANANAANA

ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE LAST IVE SEEN MY SON LOST TO THIS MONSTER TO THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER (aka me)