Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
STG again sorry i havent commented for a while, here is the funny part im…

STG again sorry i havent commented for a while, here is the funny part im posting: One time i had friendly fire one in the center, i was practicing my aim for the bow, i aimed at my dodo! (Lol) His name was target, true to the point. I painted a target on his head. I hit his head. BULL'S EYE!I yelled! Then i shot him a few more times and slapped myself. he is dead his grave will me forever honored, please give me name ideas for my new dodo for now his name is: King BOB! Haveba nice day lol
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I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...