To noobs: a bird

To paleontologists: a god

BASED OFF A MEME TEMPLATE. NO OFFENSE TO WOMEN.

women: I bet boys don’t even feel sadness

Men: “your dodo (lvl ???) has been killed by ????? (Lvl ???)

We have a dodo named after one of our buddies who refuses to get ARK. It is a ritual to punch him everyday on our way out of the base.

I have played 200 hours of ark and I have never fought a more feirce and terrifying animal do not engage with these rabid monsters

These are the most dominant species on ark they will devastate anything in their path. Be weary when engaging such a beast.

Pick it up

Then toss it up

Make sure your aim is true

Dodo basket ball

I can’t believe how nerfed he got. Used to be able to one shot dinos. Nope! Now it is just a bird.

Uh...guys? I have a lvl 2 alpha dodo outside my base

Any tips?

Its getting closer...

Dodo:*minding own business*

Me:hey Dodo want to join me for dinner

Dodo:sure!

Me:*kills and eats Dodo*

SHOULD I BREED MAX LEVEL DODOS AND FIGHT THE GAMMA MEGAPITHECUS WITH THEM????