Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
~-WeIrD cRaP mY fRiEnD sAyS wHiLe I aM wAtChInG hEr PlAy ArK-~
#1- “I sHaLl nAmE tHiS dOdO, MeGa PiCkLe.”
#2- My friend getting a snack: “WHERE ARE THE PRETZELS?”
#3- “WHY CAN’T I JUST DIE ALREADY?” (5 minutes later) “FINALLY I DIED!”
#4- “BeRrIeS aNd CrEaM! oH mY lItTle LaD LoVeS bErRiEs AnD cReAm!”
#5- (My friend kills one of her moschops) “I am really sorry I had to do that! :’( I will always love you Stompy!” Me: “Well why did you do that if you loved her so much?” My friend: “SHE’S USELESS”
Hope you guys enjoyed! I make these every once in awhile! Look out for the next one 😁! Cya
-Glorifiedchickens16
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