Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Bob: Tames dodo. Bob: Names dodo Bob. Jr. Bob. Jr: “Hi Bob! Yeah I found…

Bob: Tames dodo.
Bob: Names dodo Bob. Jr.
Bob. Jr: “Hi Bob! Yeah I found this dodo called Nightshade and we made eggs, we made 200, is that ok?”
Bob: “Bob. Jr, good for you! Sure its ok! I love dodos!”
Bob. Jr: “Ok thanks Bob!”
Bob: “TOO MANY DODOS!”
199 of Bob. Jr’s children: “You ate all the berries? WAAAAAAAAA”
Bob: “I’m sorry….”
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...