Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
STG again sorry i havent commented for a while, here is the funny part im posting: One time i had friendly fire one in the center, i was practicing my aim for the bow, i aimed at my dodo! (Lol) His name was target, true to the point. I painted a target on his head. I hit his head. BULL'S EYE!I yelled! Then i shot him a few more times and slapped myself. he is dead his grave will me forever honored, please give me name ideas for my new dodo for now his name is: King BOB! Haveba nice day lol
Bob: Tames dodo.
Bob: Names dodo Bob. Jr.
Bob. Jr: “Hi Bob! Yeah I found this dodo called Nightshade and we made eggs, we made 200, is that ok?”
Bob: “Bob. Jr, good for you! Sure its ok! I love dodos!”
Bob. Jr: “Ok thanks Bob!”
Bob: “TOO MANY DODOS!”
199 of Bob. Jr’s children: “You ate all the berries? WAAAAAAAAA”
Bob: “I’m sorry….”