Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
tribe mate: man i hate that guy. Me: i have idea…… *tames dodo and…

tribe mate: man i hate that guy.
Me: i have idea……
*tames dodo and put C4 detonator on it and goes to guys house*
Me: here a present!
Guy they don’t like: thanks!
*when puts dodo inside*
Me: now shove this down ya throat. *beep*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Tribemate: at least he is gone and we can loot him.
More Dodo Funny Tips
IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...