tribe mate: man i hate that guy.

Me: i have idea……

*tames dodo and put C4 detonator on it and goes to guys house*

Me: here a present!

Guy they don’t like: thanks!

*when puts dodo inside*

Me: now shove this down ya throat. *beep*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Tribemate: at least he is gone and we can loot him.