How a noob dies

Pro:hey (name) there’s a-

Noob:A PUPPY!

Pro:well not exa-

Noob:land! Land! So we can pet it

*Pro lands the quets*

Noob:aw what a cute puppy

Pro:it’s not a-

Noob:aw it’s howling

Pro:I’m outa here

Noob gets devoured by “puppy’s”