One is slightly scary
Two is a challenge
Three is deadly
Four is Terrifying
Five is lethal
Six is suicide
Seven is hell
Eight is way too many
Nine is instant death
Ten is Satin himself
Direwolf
Jokes and funny moments about the Direwolf from ARK players.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you see one
That’s the end of you.
So once I was looking for an army and I saw a mammoth kill a pack so I went and there was a dead dire wolf in the funniest position it had its bottom in the ground and you know that position when the persons in the corner and they put their hands up to cover their face in the…
So once I was looking for an army and I saw a mammoth kill a pack so I went and there was a dead dire wolf in the funniest position it had its bottom in the ground and you know that position when the persons in the corner and they put their hands up to cover their face in the movies? That was it I wish I could show you guys
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you see them coming to you, You are doomed.
Hello everyone, I am glad to see so many entries for the roll of Dire Wolves. So, which one of you will become a Hire Wolf.
If not friend then why friend shaped
Dilos aren’t friendly
Noobs will get wrecked
Oh look there’s a doggo
Hold up a sec
When breeding for mutations, wear flak armour to avoid dying to their adorableness
Is it possible to find a seven pack in survival
The Best Dino.
Done.
That's It.
if ur in the snow and u see a pack of these thing you might as well log off
Not funny .... dident laugh
Dont need ... a saddle to ride
Roses are red, violets are blue, if this thing sees you, YOU MIGHT ASWELL BE POOP.
And what I mean by poop as your in real trouble 😂
Hey you but a Rex bone helmet on it on it will be a cave dog
Rip cletus
Cletus was a real wolf
And his last words were woof woof
He died to a pack
He carried a stack
He did not survive
Although he still wouldn’t have thrived
Rip cletus
He was a real wolf
Roses are red, violets are blue, if u hear even one howl, you are screwed
Puss in Boot's worst nightmare:
Careful, kids we have wolves here!
Me: Jeez they are more scared of us than we are of them! Plus I want to see one!!!
Me playing Ark: I NEVER want to see a pack of Direwolves AGAIN!!!
Real men take these without any bolas
These things are little devils. My solution, drop Dino damage to nothing. Go get those doggos dog loving players