Paint a lightning bolt on its side and name it bolt
SUPERBARK

Jokes and funny moments about the Direwolf from ARK players.
Paint a lightning bolt on its side and name it bolt
SUPERBARK
I spawned in the Arctic once, then a whole pack came out of nowhere and trapped me on a rock and one was looking at me funny like “I’ve got a bone to pick with you!” Then one came behind me and..... I have tried to un see what happened
it’s a doggo. who doesn’t like doggos
Is it just me that read all the story’s bc they are absolutely obsessed with dire wolfs I’ve literally been here reading for two hours 🙃
(Continuing A Dire Challenge)
Rex paced back and fourth waiting for their human to get back."Would you quite that! Pacing isn't going to make things go any faster." Kat said slightly growling.
"Sorry just a little worried" Rex growled back. The…
(Continuing A Dire Challenge)
Rex paced back and fourth waiting for their human to get back."Would you quite that! Pacing isn't going to make things go any faster." Kat said slightly growling.
"Sorry just a little worried" Rex growled back. The pupoys in the background Rustled and played whipping each other in the face with their tails.
Hours later the human came back Bloody Nad bruised. "Hey my dogs hows my pups!?" He patted each of their heads and rubbed their Backs."The Snow tribe didn't except our peace message so we are still going to be attacked...im sorry doggos."
Rex Growled and kat tucked her playing puppys under her. The puppys pulled on their mothers fur "MOM let us go!"Kat looked outside seeing their human sit down under the roof watching the snow fall.
Ohhhh a dog....... You died.
Best KO/tame method, rolled up newspaper.
I’m walking and I hear a sound it’s a dodo of course I had to tame it it’s my first Easter dodo tame then I tame it and hear a howling noise so me and my dodo get eaten by 50 wolves
I have one normal die wolf and two eerie dire wolves. I bred them and now I have a fourth. IT IS SO DANG CUTE WITH ITS BIG EARS!
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He will do trix
So... I spent 5 hours taming a Rex and was very excited to ride it around. I saw a pack of wolves, thinking it would be a good few first kills and I was wrong. They howled and started glowing. Five hours of my life went down the drain in a matter of 10 seconds
Hello agian! I have a new adventure If yall want to hear. Its about my wyvrens! Tell me your opinion and ill start.Ill hit 15 opinions! It will be in the story section like my dire challenged. This dragon story is called a (Flight threw Space)!!
Aw, whos a good boy?! OW MY BUTT!!
Once I went to the north and was searching for a "penguin" and I saw a mammoth being attacked by 20-30 dires.... funny thing is I didn't die
Just give it bones and it will turn into a tamed Minecraft dog
Just downloaded dododex for reading jokes
They protecc
They attac
But most importantly
They are fluffy pacc
He kill me I come back and my almost complete dodo army is dead except for my level 1 dodo
Wolf: Nice to meat you ;)
Me: x.x
WE NEED A PUPPO SKIN FOR DIREWOLF