Pro: Dire Wolves are great for gathering pelt, meat, and hide we should tame one
Me: (aims bola)
Pro: (looks at dire wolves and realizes he got hit with bola)
Pro: (pulls out bear trap)
Me: oh crap
Pro: FINALLY I HAV
Dire wolf: BURP
Me:(pulls out shotgun)
Me:let’s do this
Me(kills dire wolf)
Dire Wolf: (drops ascendant sniper rifle)
If you hear a howl in the distance it is an approaching pack. There is nothing you can do the best thing is to pray that death comes quickly
U p doot if you want a pug/corgi skin for the direwolf!
Together we can make this happen!!
It's like a wolf, but dire
If you find yourself being chased by a pack of these…
You’re in a dire situation…
Someone had to say it
My dad has told me if you ever see a pack of wolves kick your mate in the balls and run.
But most importantly
When trying to tame 150, he com in 7 pacc
Kick your mate in the balls hard and RUN
Im Starting a Direwolf story about my pack. My wolves are Kat which is my female,Rex which is my male and a few others if you want to hear let me know by giving your opinion.
Up it if yes to start go past this if you want nothing to do with it. I will reach 25 ups then I will start Chapter one will be called -A Dire Challenge-. Hope y'all will enjoy!
Normal peeps be like “oh look a dog let’s take him in and look after him”
Ark players be like “oh look a dog let’s knock him out and shove meat and narcotics down his throat”
Me: decides to try out breeding for the first time to see how stressful it is to care for the babies.
My female wolf: gives birth to triplets.