Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Pro: Dire Wolves are great for gathering pelt, meat, and hide we should tame one
Me: (aims bola)
Pro: (looks at dire wolves and realizes he got hit with bola)
Pro: (pulls out bear trap)
Me: oh crap
Pro: FINALLY I HAV
Dire wolf: BURP
Me:(pulls out shotgun)
Me:letโs do this
Me(kills dire wolf)
Dire Wolf: (drops ascendant sniper rifle)
Me: HALELUJAH!!!!!!
More Direwolf Funny Tips
Spinos are death
Dodos are noob
If u hear them Howl
U ARE SCREWED
U p doot if you want a pug/corgi skin for the direwolf!
Together we can make this happen!!
Wellโฆletโs say I didnโt know they came in packsโฆ
It's like a wolf, but dire
My dad has told me if you ever see a pack of wolves kick your mate in the balls and run.
He Protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
When trying to tame 150, he com in 7 pacc
Im Starting a Direwolf story about my pack. My wolves are Kat which is my female,Rex which is my male and a few others if you want to hear let me know by giving your opinion.
Up it if yes to start go past this if you want nothing to do with it. I will reach 25 ups then I will start Chapter one will be called -A Dire Challenge-. Hope y'all will enjoy!
Normal peeps be like โoh look a dog letโs take him in and look after himโ
Ark players be like โoh look a dog letโs knock him out and shove meat and narcotics down his throatโ
One is slightly scary
Two is a challenge
Three is deadly
Four is Terrifying
Five is lethal
Six is suicide
Seven is hell
Eight is way too many
Nine is instant death
Ten is Satin himself
Me: decides to try out breeding for the first time to see how stressful it is to care for the babies.
My female wolf: gives birth to triplets.