Your mom ate a wolf and the wolf died because she had a fat belly and the wolf was big as banana because she gave birth to banana and the banana died of starvation because it didn’t have any banana to eat so the mama gave it a wolf and all of them died because your mom was so fat that all the wolf banana and candy died and you may be think how could candy die because I am doctor sus and anything is possible with doctor sus 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

🐺owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwAHHHHHHH bing bong

Hey Duggy what you doing. Oh just chewing on my wife.

Direwolfs are just wolf's with disires to kill and howl at the moon. Oh and they wanna kill you.

You die

By one

But you come back and there is 5 tuning at you

You use eggs to make kibble but these don’t lay eggs so breed two dire wolves then get there child and put it in a pot with other stuff and there you go dire wolf kibble

Even though it might seem barmy

Pretty soon you’ll have a wolf army

They are playful and fun

Make your enemies run

And they really can do much harmy

I saw a whole pack of these runnin towards me. I tried to run but there was a Rex in the way. I grab a pump action I stole and face the fiends head on. I died immediately. But I went back anyway and lobbed a grenade at em and he’d lots of meat to eat later :> I was a level 5 at the time.

Tip, never put your dire wolf on neutral in a cave, I was running lava cave but I was dismounted and my wolf ran straight into the lava

Once I saw a T. rex and a bear fighting then a pack of dire wolfs started fighting to they saw me and it did not end pretty

I’m going to take my dire wolf to the old town road I’m Gonna ride till I can’t no more

I have 3 direwolfs currently. Tamed a male and a female in the snow biome. Called her Mozart and him Wolfgang. Their baby’s name is Amadeus. :)

I have so manyyyyyy. They have a cage separate from the other Dinos because so many. Their all lined up like a army and the alpha is in the back with a otter....the otter is her slave.

In large packs they don't allow your mount to fight..... so yeah I hate these guys

Dangerous floof alarm.........................🐒💨👌🏻

I was playing ark with my friend and I saw a cute fluffy wolf. I course I walked up to it and I chased my to new yours! I screamed like I girl and I’m a man. Then my friend decides to tell me after I die that you should never walk up to a cute Dino without knowing that it is dangerous even firewood once you find one and it chases you you might as well expect your death.

I met one that my dad's freind tamed...

His name was terry

I once tamed a wolf I gave him glasses and I realised he is now Super Woof

This big fluffy doggo will be your friend if you make it sleep with electric pods/tranq arrows and feed it steak.

Aww shiz here we go again.......