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Direwolf
Jokes and funny moments about the Direwolf from ARK players.
Hey Duggy what you doing. Oh just chewing on my wife.
Direwolfs are just wolf's with disires to kill and howl at the moon. Oh and they wanna kill you.
You die
By one
But you come back and there is 5 tuning at you
You use eggs to make kibble but these don’t lay eggs so breed two dire wolves then get there child and put it in a pot with other stuff and there you go dire wolf kibble
Even though it might seem barmy
Pretty soon you’ll have a wolf army
They are playful and fun
Make your enemies run
And they really can do much harmy
I saw a whole pack of these runnin towards me. I tried to run but there was a Rex in the way. I grab a pump action I stole and face the fiends head on. I died immediately. But I went back anyway and lobbed a grenade at em and he’d lots of meat to eat later :> I was a level…
I saw a whole pack of these runnin towards me. I tried to run but there was a Rex in the way. I grab a pump action I stole and face the fiends head on. I died immediately. But I went back anyway and lobbed a grenade at em and he’d lots of meat to eat later :> I was a level 5 at the time.
Tip, never put your dire wolf on neutral in a cave, I was running lava cave but I was dismounted and my wolf ran straight into the lava
Once I saw a T. rex and a bear fighting then a pack of dire wolfs started fighting to they saw me and it did not end pretty
I’m going to take my dire wolf to the old town road I’m Gonna ride till I can’t no more
I have 3 direwolfs currently. Tamed a male and a female in the snow biome. Called her Mozart and him Wolfgang. Their baby’s name is Amadeus. :)
I have so manyyyyyy. They have a cage separate from the other Dinos because so many. Their all lined up like a army and the alpha is in the back with a otter....the otter is her slave.
In large packs they don't allow your mount to fight..... so yeah I hate these guys
Dangerous floof alarm.........................🐒💨👌🏻
I knocked out a dire wolf then as soon as it finished taming the rest of the pack came along. R.I.P.
I want to tame dire wolf but im only level 80!i still don’t have blue print for salad so why bother taming something u canny ride.
“Me desiring to tame any way”it doesn’t need a salad!? Wait that’s illegal!
He protecc
He attack
But most importantly
You are his snacc
Me: lands anywhere in the snow Dire woofs: Hoooowl!!!! ONG IZ A HUMAN! Me:gets swarmed by woofers, “I don’t want to deal with it right now,” Dire Woofs: come to give me 1,999,999,990 teeth’s and toungs My OP Wyvern: 1 shots all of them Dire Woofs: repeat 5 mins later
It best doggo
SCREW YOU MOSCHOPS
I was playing ark with my friend and I saw a cute fluffy wolf. I course I walked up to it and I chased my to new yours! I screamed like I girl and I’m a man. Then my friend decides to tell me after I die that you should never walk up to a cute Dino without knowing that it is…
I was playing ark with my friend and I saw a cute fluffy wolf. I course I walked up to it and I chased my to new yours! I screamed like I girl and I’m a man. Then my friend decides to tell me after I die that you should never walk up to a cute Dino without knowing that it is dangerous even firewood once you find one and it chases you you might as well expect your death.