Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Your mom ate a wolf and the wolf died because she had a fat belly and the wolf was big as banana because she gave birth to banana and the banana died of starvation because it didnβt have any banana to eat so the mama gave it a wolf and all of them died because your mom was so fat that all the wolf banana and candy died and you may be think how could candy die because I am doctor sus and anything is possible with doctor sus ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»
More Direwolf Funny Tips
Spinos are death
Dodos are noob
If u hear them Howl
U ARE SCREWED
It's like a wolf, but dire
U p doot if you want a pug/corgi skin for the direwolf!
Together we can make this happen!!
My dad has told me if you ever see a pack of wolves kick your mate in the balls and run.
He Protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
When trying to tame 150, he com in 7 pacc
Im Starting a Direwolf story about my pack. My wolves are Kat which is my female,Rex which is my male and a few others if you want to hear let me know by giving your opinion.
Up it if yes to start go past this if you want nothing to do with it. I will reach 25 ups then I will start Chapter one will be called -A Dire Challenge-. Hope y'all will enjoy!
Normal peeps be like βoh look a dog letβs take him in and look after himβ
Ark players be like βoh look a dog letβs knock him out and shove meat and narcotics down his throatβ
Me: decides to try out breeding for the first time to see how stressful it is to care for the babies.
My female wolf: gives birth to triplets.
If you find yourself being chased by a pack of theseβ¦
Youβre in a dire situationβ¦
Someone had to say it
Tamed a male and female let them breed with Dino depot for 5 hour now I have 40