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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2020-01-20T19:58:40+00:00

I was playing ark with my friend and I saw a cute fluffy wolf. I course I walked up to it and I chased my to new yours! I screamed like I girl and I’m a man. Then my friend decides to tell me after I die that you should never walk up to a cute Dino without knowing that it is dangerous even firewood once you find one and it chases you you might as well expect your death.

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2020-01-20T02:17:11+00:00

I met one that my dad's freind tamed...

His name was terry

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2019-12-29T19:26:59+00:00

I once tamed a wolf I gave him glasses and I realised he is now Super Woof

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2019-12-28T19:10:31+00:00

This big fluffy doggo will be your friend if you make it sleep with electric pods/tranq arrows and feed it steak.

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2019-12-25T06:57:10+00:00

Aww shiz here we go again.......

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2019-07-19T15:03:40+00:00

I need one to take two to take tree

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2018-09-16T01:05:12+00:00

I knocked out a dire wolf then as soon as it finished taming the rest of the pack came along. R.I.P.

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2021-03-11T12:53:03+00:00

Houllllllllll the rex away in the treetop

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2021-02-25T03:07:29+00:00

One is cute two is danger three is deadly four is hell five is death six is just more then deth seven is satin eight is worse then satin

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2021-02-25T03:05:46+00:00

Me sees a dire wolf “ahhhhhhh dear god help me” then I forgot I had cheats on and I was like am I dumb or what then I try to tame it and it dries form argintavis then I’m like why I kill it and then a rex comeing to try to kill. Me

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2021-02-12T22:28:27+00:00

Me: not realizing that babies are needy

Baby wolf : Needs stego cibble

Me: WT FRICK ?!

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2021-02-09T14:37:48+00:00

Going to the island snow biome:

Pro: I’m looking to tame a yurt or two for the obelisk

Direwolf: ya sure?

Pro: what...

Pro (lvl50) was killed by a wild direwolf lvl 100

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2021-02-07T01:25:08+00:00

Wild dire wolves=death tamed dire wolves=more death

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2020-12-20T18:26:17+00:00

Me: hooo look a cute puppy in the snow!

DireWolf: huuuuu?

Me: come here puppy!

DireWolf: ummm...what do i do???

Me: gose to puppy

DireWolf: ima gonna get yaaa!

Me: hooo we gonna be besties!

DireWolf: runs away

Me: chases the puppy

DireWolf: go away!

Me: hooo big puppy!!!

DireWolf: jumpes into water

Me: aww byee puppy

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2020-11-22T00:57:53+00:00

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly:

He is a doggo that is on crack

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2020-06-22T04:42:14+00:00

I want to tame dire wolf but im only level 80!i still don’t have blue print for salad so why bother taming something u canny ride.

“Me desiring to tame any way”it doesn’t need a salad!? Wait that’s illegal!

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2020-03-27T08:11:07+00:00

He protecc

He attack

But most importantly

You are his snacc

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2021-07-14T14:41:05+00:00

It is a wolf.

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2021-06-30T14:25:07+00:00

Teh prottec he attacc but most importantly he howl with hack

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2021-06-27T21:22:19+00:00

KEDAMONO NO KAO WA!!

KEDAMONO NO KAO WA!!!

KEDAMONO NO KAO WA!!