
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
‘Pros’ like syntac starting out on a new ark journey: ahhh a dilo
Me even when i used to play mobile from the first week onwards: spear go brrrrrrrr
*note i rarely ever use bolas for them unless its level 100+ and i still die to them when they level 100+*
*note i get bored so easily any tips on how not to get bored on ps4 if so please put them under stories and recerence me as: dilo killer*
I was wandering around and saw a raptor.. it was lvl 70 so I pulled out my Bola and Trang arrows.. it was in the swamp and I was in the forest.. I luried it away and a diloph was in front of me so I turned and ran another way straight into a theri.. I jumped off a cliff I to da water and swam under da see to meat the horror version of dory... a pack of them.. they chomped my toes and sucked all the boogers out of my nose.. mean while a diloph was swimming towards me.. I got to land and I was Injured... I vouldnt run and the diloph got to shore.. he killed Me by spitting his liquids... at me and then pooped on my face.. I got back to my corpse and it looked like my head was replaced with doodoo