Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was wandering around and saw a raptor.. it was lvl 70 so I pulled out my Bola and Trang arrows.. it was in the swamp and I was in the forest.. I luried it away and a diloph was in front of me so I turned and ran another way straight into a theri.. I jumped off a cliff I to da water and swam under da see to meat the horror version of dory... a pack of them.. they chomped my toes and sucked all the boogers out of my nose.. mean while a diloph was swimming towards me.. I got to land and I was Injured... I vouldnt run and the diloph got to shore.. he killed Me by spitting his liquids... at me and then pooped on my face.. I got back to my corpse and it looked like my head was replaced with doodoo
I have basically a Dilo egg farm. I have way too many dilos but it’s fine. They produce eggs likes there’s no tomorrow lol. Fertilized ones, Normal ones, poop all the time, I could go on but I won’t because I don’t want this to be insanely long. I don’t really bring my dilos out of the base because I don’t want them to be killed but they would make amazing bodyguards if I actually brought them outside.
How to tame a dilo number one punch it until it is knocked out. Number two violate some dodos so you can get some meat number three. Feed the meat to the dilophosaurus when they're knocked out number four. Once you have enough of for being tamed, you can literally violate any dinosaur number five. If you have enough of these, you can take over the world
Once upon a time ( this was when I first started playing) I had a dilo and I didn’t know what setting it to aggressive would do and next to us was a triceratops and yeah you could guess what happened next RIP dildo version 66.0 oh and I died too so note to self don’t set your dilo on aggressive please unless you want to die then sure go ahead no one’s stopping you