
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
I have basically a Dilo egg farm. I have way too many dilos but it’s fine. They produce eggs likes there’s no tomorrow lol. Fertilized ones, Normal ones, poop all the time, I could go on but I won’t because I don’t want this to be insanely long. I don’t really bring my dilos out of the base because I don’t want them to be killed but they would make amazing bodyguards if I actually brought them outside.
So I hosted a private for me and my friends and while I was getting the right setting I decided it would be funny to set the max level for wild creatures to 650. When I started me and two of my friends who just so happened to join the moment I started it. We saw a level 125 parasour right away; than a level 85 PT. But the king of them all was a level 135 dilo; he ruled with an iron fist and killed like ten times each until we killed him.- Allen
Once upon a time ( this was when I first started playing) I had a dilo and I didn’t know what setting it to aggressive would do and next to us was a triceratops and yeah you could guess what happened next RIP dildo version 66.0 oh and I died too so note to self don’t set your dilo on aggressive please unless you want to die then sure go ahead no one’s stopping you