I was wandering around and saw a raptor.. it was lvl 70 so I pulled out my Bola and Trang arrows.. it was in the swamp and I was in the forest.. I luried it away and a diloph was in front of me so I turned and ran another way straight into a theri.. I jumped off a cliff I to da water and swam under da see to meat the horror version of dory... a pack of them.. they chomped my toes and sucked all the boogers out of my nose.. mean while a diloph was swimming towards me.. I got to land and I was Injured... I vouldnt run and the diloph got to shore.. he killed Me by spitting his liquids... at me and then pooped on my face.. I got back to my corpse and it looked like my head was replaced with doodoo

How to make a portable turret:

Step1:get a pteranodon

Step2:get a pteranodon saddle

Step3: get these boys

Step4:pick up the dilophosaurus

Step5:go to an animal and make your dilo agrressive to it

And viola portable turret

Real men spit back

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So I hosted a private for me and my friends and while I was getting the right setting I decided it would be funny to set the max level for wild creatures to 650. When I started me and two of my friends who just so happened to join the moment I started it. We saw a level 125 parasour right away; than a level 85 PT. But the king of them all was a level 135 dilo; he ruled with an iron fist and killed like ten times each until we killed him.- Allen

Bruh this guy has aimbot on or somethin.

I have an army of 43 dilos and I'm going to get revenge on the raptors because I have died 27 times to them and lost 19 tames to them, death to the raptors!

Perfect low-lvl tame, also perfect noob killer.

Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!

I have basically a Dilo egg farm. I have way too many dilos but it’s fine. They produce eggs likes there’s no tomorrow lol. Fertilized ones, Normal ones, poop all the time, I could go on but I won’t because I don’t want this to be insanely long. I don’t really bring my dilos out of the base because I don’t want them to be killed but they would make amazing bodyguards if I actually brought them outside.

Now listen when taming you have to walk up to it with no armour and give it a hug it will then give you a slimy kiss and now it is your freind

Saw iguanadon kill 4 dilos turned out that they weren’t dead AFTER I skinned one. Pls help

I once saw a dilo that looked like he had lightning inside of him I wanted to tame him but I saw one looking like the indorapter in the end I just knocked them both out and tamed them 😂

Our save has around 35 dilo’s tamed to make an army...easily the best decision of my life

They look like the Titanoboa with legs because of it's collar.

One day I took my dilo to hunt on aggressive I’m watching it BUT IT STARTS TO ATTACK A TRIKE

THIS IS THE DENNIS NEDRY KILLER IN JURASSIC PARK 1

These are the beach bobs arch enemies

Taming effectiveness exists-

Dilos -“Yaaaa I don’t think so”

Once upon a time ( this was when I first started playing) I had a dilo and I didn’t know what setting it to aggressive would do and next to us was a triceratops and yeah you could guess what happened next RIP dildo version 66.0 oh and I died too so note to self don’t set your dilo on aggressive please unless you want to die then sure go ahead no one’s stopping you

Everyone has been killed by one, if you haven’t or say you haven’t your lying!

Friendly reminder that these dudes have balls as hard as steel if they feel like they can attack a pros base