Me:spawns on beach*
Me:me see trike
Me:realizes that there where dilos
Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..
1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐
If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.
Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me
Ok listen to this ..... I have 4dilos ,big mama , Fred , jerry , Alex ...... now big mama has 1096 health 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and put together can take on 2 brontos
Lol Like plz if you think this is funny
Ps all are girls except Alex 🤣🤣
Great when you have a butt load of them (3-6)… better not pull up on my block with the dilo raptor gang!
But most importantly
So do no poke him
Because he might have bad virus
Do you wanna see the most illegal thing I own?
A dilophosaurus saddle.
Every dilo in a 6 mile radius: it’s hunting season Bois.
The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)