First playing ARK:

"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"

100 in game days later:

"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"

*Rex murders it and it's family*

Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..

1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me

My sister thinks she’s so tough because she fought one of these and only lost three dodos, so I tell her I can wrestle five without thinking about mine! (Up if you have siblings like this!)

The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)

This dude literally attacked a Cnidaria

What ever happened to that guy Nedrey from Jurassic park???

Inventory: added nerdy glasses skin

If your new and want to explore u should upgrade your stamina and speed because these guys assault you for no reason. Kill them on sight or tame your choice

If your new and want to explore u should upgrade your stamina and speed because these guys assault you for no reason. Kill them on sight or tame your choice