I got jumped by 2 and they kept killing me and all my items kept dropping so I tried to pick them off one by one…….I tamed one and then it killed the other….switch up is crazy for 🤷‍♀️

Roses are red, lizards are green, they have come for your shins.

Saw a flying one the server was not laggy he was just flying and disappeared into the sky I was laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣

First time I saw a dilo I did not know anything and was even scared of dodos and I saw a dilo and slapped its cheeks while freaking the flip out when I knocked it out I was just dumb and gave it berries and was like... “should this work?” Then I used big brain time and realized it was hostile which meant it wanted meat so I slapped a dodo’s cheeks put dat meat in the inventory then did that a whole bunch more and then I ruled... until I saw a alpha carno... yea you can guess the rest.

Me when I see an alpha Rex, bring in all 23 level 200 dilos. No joke I do this all the time even though I have a stupid level 243 therozino

Once I made an army of these on my first play-through and thought I could take on a therizinosaurus, I was mistaken. Let the Gerald army rest in peace.

-DF

How level players see Dilo's

1-10: oh man! I heard that guy kills you! Better stay out of his way

11-20: oh look a Dilo! Well... I guess I'll try with my bo- ohgoditspitsatyou

21-30: I can definetly take that Dilo on, and I was correct.

31-100: oh look a Dilo (gunshot)

Lvl 1 noob: AHH DILO!!! ~ Dilo: wtf is that noob yelling about? ~ Lvl 50 pro: why is these 3 dilo trying to kill my flipping Carno (idk if I spelled that right)

MY EYEEESSS

(Your eyes turn into a grill lol.)

Don’t ask, but I tamed one, coloured it white and yellow, then called it Walter white.

Me and my tribemate tamed one, we named him Bob. We brought him to our base and left to tame...get? I forgot what we were getting, but anyways in the chat it said "Your Dilophosaurus was killed by a Dilophosaurus!" And also our Parasaur was killed by the same Dilo. R.I.P Bob and Paris.

Fun fact: when killed, dilos have a small chance to drop nerdy glasses. a reference to Denis Nedry (JP1 Character) who was killed by a dilo

Day 1 oh shit dude i will go pass by it

Day 70 walking with raptor(dilo attacks me)

Me and my raptor: so....you have chosen..death

These things dont do much damage and dont have alot of health so what I did was I tamed 20 of the little guys and trained them until they had alot of health and damage and now they guard my base from threats. Like so more people will see this!

After so much Progress in the game (with out a rex in day 112)

This piece of crap still spit at me.blind me and Sometimes team up with predators and kill me. Press f for respect

I had one named mini Rex and she died to manta rays😐.

Of all things it was manta rays. I was attached to her because she was my first Dino I had tamed.

Not live in packs???? I was injured and was invaded by a pack of ten of these guys once, but killed them easily

Why do they only show up when your opening your inventory!?!?!?! 😂😂😂

Rudest creatures i've ever met. 1 star for service and manners. They will come everywhere. Taking a nice stroll on the beach? Noooo, Running from these idiots. Chilling with your Dodo? Nope, being spit at my these guys. They worse than demogorgans in Stranger things.

When I first started playing ark, me and my dad (who’s a gamer) tamed and bred dilos but we had no idea what imprinting was. So we looked at the dilo hatchlings and it said they wanted care in 20 mins. So we set a timer for 20 mins and when it had completed, we basically just gave them a premium luxurious experience. We fed them prime meat, kept them in the house and even fed them enduro stew (which we found a recipe for after killing a hyenadon) because it sounded fancy. We were confused at why the game told us to give them care and knew that we probably did it wrong so we researched about it and learned about imprinting. So we bred our dilos again but when the ‘wants care’ timer ran out it didn’t say anything about ‘wants to go on a walk with you or anything’. So for a full year we were convinced that imprinting was something exclusive to PC (we play on ps4/ps5). We later found out that we had imprinting disabled on the settings for the server. 😐