Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I hosted a private for me and my friends and while I was getting the right setting I decided it would be funny to set the max level for wild creatures to 650. When I started me and two of my friends who just so happened to join the moment I started it. We saw a level 125 parasour right away; than a level 85 PT. But the king of them all was a level 135 dilo; he ruled with an iron fist and killed like ten times each until we killed him.- Allen
‘Pros’ like syntac starting out on a new ark journey: ahhh a dilo
Me even when i used to play mobile from the first week onwards: spear go brrrrrrrr
*note i rarely ever use bolas for them unless its level 100+ and i still die to them when they level 100+*
*note i get bored so easily any tips on how not to get bored on ps4 if so please put them under stories and recerence me as: dilo killer*
I was wandering around and saw a raptor.. it was lvl 70 so I pulled out my Bola and Trang arrows.. it was in the swamp and I was in the forest.. I luried it away and a diloph was in front of me so I turned and ran another way straight into a theri.. I jumped off a cliff I to da water and swam under da see to meat the horror version of dory... a pack of them.. they chomped my toes and sucked all the boogers out of my nose.. mean while a diloph was swimming towards me.. I got to land and I was Injured... I vouldnt run and the diloph got to shore.. he killed Me by spitting his liquids... at me and then pooped on my face.. I got back to my corpse and it looked like my head was replaced with doodoo
How to tame a dilo number one punch it until it is knocked out. Number two violate some dodos so you can get some meat number three. Feed the meat to the dilophosaurus when they're knocked out number four. Once you have enough of for being tamed, you can literally violate any dinosaur number five. If you have enough of these, you can take over the world