so i had 10 dilos and sent them to fight a theri i was confident as ever but i saw them all die then i die because of raptors so i go back to get my stuff and see two out of the ten dilos (and these are the two weakest) killed the raptors and where defending my dead body

I feel like one of the new mothers from nature documentaries, when they say the first time mother’s children mot likely will die. I hatched four dillo eggs. One died in the egg, but I still got four because one egg had twins. Three of the babies died and I defended the last one with my life. He survived to adult hood, and I named him survivor, because by all the odds he made it to adult hood. 1like means one baby Dino saved

Pray for the beach bob’s. They need our help. These creatures will stop any new players from thinking the game is fun

If you get like 10 of these: you can get a machine gun that shoots poison.

All da bobs/noobs: I spawned here, it MUST be the safest place!

Dilos: you have chosen death.

Noobs: imma spawn here it MUST be safer!!!

Raptors: you have chosen death

Noob: it’s cold here! At least no dinosaurs!

T. rex: Welcome to ark where anything can happen!!!

All creatures: YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH!!!

One time 8 had a dilo and I attacked a trike and he never stopped (He is dead now)1 like = 1

R.I.P

Carno"this thatch guy only has 3 dilos I can kill them"a second later your getting meat from the lvl 250 carno

Go to Jurassic park they said… steal some Dino embryos they said… it’ll be fun they said…

One time I was playing ark as a new play when this fiend killed my dodo. Then it came for me. So I did ark tameing logic and I beat it with a stick and shoved food up its butt and now I have a dilo

Starting the first ark: what the?! Dilo? Oh no run! Those things are poison raptors😱

Today: what's a dilo doing here? You know I'm your predator. Now let me take your meat!

I’m a noob .... saw a Dili and thought they where awesome ... I was wrong it was sooooo powerful 29 levels later and have just tamed my faith Dilo hunted a baronx and decided to look in my dilos inventory .......

it still had all my stuff😂

When i had a orange dilo someone walked up to me and asked me what are the animals you tamed and i pulled my orange dilo and said “This Is My Orange Chicken”

New Player: “A worthy opponent!”

End-game player: *scoffs* “cockroach”

I have an army of these things.

Rip Dennis the mutated dilo( on unicorn)

You start up the game the dilos it’s human season

I remember when I was a noob and I thought these were op tames. That’s before I knew Ark had gigas…….

We look at these dildos and think they are pests and worthless beings and dodos look at them like they are terrorists

Oh god.. they are everywhere.. The looks on their frilled faces as they aggro and start eating the dodos i tried to tame, TIME TO BEAT IT UP AND HAVE IT AS A PET 😚🤪

R.I.P. Dennis

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