Me forgot to turn my rexes and gigas on passive and they are in an orderly line. THAT ONE DILO: Ooh I’m just gonna bite that big dinos leg then my hard work of neatness is ruined.

Like for that dilo death 💀

I had two and I made them mate and I got the egg, heated it up then it hatched but when it hatched it's PARENTS came out of NOWHERE and killed it I was so shocked.

They killed there own child

Me: Man, I need exp!

Dilos:RUUUUUUUUN

Five hours later...

Tribemate:What’s with all the dead dilos?

Me: I have no idea what you’re talking about

Once pain a time I tamed a level three dilo. For some reason it just would not follow me, so out of anger I left it in the forest in which dwelled raptors, therizinos, and even a few carnos. Later that day I joined a tribe, and forgot all about my little dilo, who I was sure had been killed by some horrid beast (I had set him to aggressive after all). Three months later I was checking the tames list and there was my dilo, alive and well on the list. I was overjoyed he had survived. I went to find him. As I came near the spot I had left home I received an alert. It said “Dilophosaur lvl 3 was killed by Dilophosaur lvl 1”. After that, let’s just say that anyone with dilophosauaphobia would feel safe and happy in that forest.

I once tamed every dilo I saw, ended up with 98 and killed a giga

Get like 3p of them and you can destroy every thatch base on the shore unless you encounter a guy with a raptor or crossbow and who can jump , then your dilo's are screwdriver

What I did late game was I got around 80 dilpos and buffed their health. I destroyed t-rexs

"I will look for what you're taming, I will find it, and I will spit on it and eat it."

-Every dilo on the island

How to tame a dilo!

Step 1: slap it a ton

Step 2: Shove meat up it’s dumb little face

Step..?: YOU GOT A FLIPPING DILO

The killer of all Noobs , I had a thatch base when I was a noob , I saw this guy running at meh base after I was coming back from dodo taming, don't hate lol. I ran and my base was destroyed. :0 one up.vote is one flower for my poor little soul

So I tamed one of this a week ago and lost him when I died.

I saw a dilo and ran from it until I realized it was my dilo I lost a week ago

False queen!

Spitspitspitspitspitspit

My friend ( who knows absolutely nothing about Dinos…) yelled to me in the game that he was being attacked by a dil-frilly spit thing…its gonna be a wild ride telling him paleontology facts for 2 hours

Me: I am going to sort out my dinosaurs and make them in a line.

Dilo: I gonna anger them and ruin your line of dinosaurs

Me: you know what

Dilo: what

Me: * pulls out my 10 gigas *

Dilo: …..,.

Me: fight me now

Dilo: sure

Me: wait what….,

Thousands of noobs are DYING 1 like = one ultra noob saved

When you start ark:

AHH! DILOPHOSAUR! NOOOOOOOO *dies*

When ur Midgame:

Oh. A dilo. Free meat I guess. *kills dilo*

When ur endgame:

Dilo: *walks by*

Ur lvl 500 titan: LEMME DEAL WITH THIS FOR YA

Dilo: *dies*

Im in the process of making a dilo army just to kill a triceratops help

R.I.P Dennis the mutated Dilo. Now we must avenge him by KILLING EVERY UNICORN WE SEE

Check Funny Tips on Unicorn to see what I'm on about

1^=1 prayer for Dennis

I have one named Slickback (as in A Dilo Named Slickback), he has a harem. The server I'm on had a strong run of perfect weather and every 5 minutes, I acquired new babies that were raised in The Spartan Way.

After 30 minutes, I had 31 Dilos following me around slaughtering all in their path. They are the Dilo Death Locusts.

Tame them and use them ...until they die

Rawwr! Roar!