Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
I feel like one of the new mothers from nature documentaries, when they say the first time mother’s children mot likely will die. I hatched four dillo eggs. One died in the egg, but I still got four because one egg had twins. Three of the babies died and I defended the last one with my life. He survived to adult hood, and I named him survivor, because by all the odds he made it to adult hood. 1like means one baby Dino saved
I have one named Slickback (as in A Dilo Named Slickback), he has a harem. The server I'm on had a strong run of perfect weather and every 5 minutes, I acquired new babies that were raised in The Spartan Way.
After 30 minutes, I had 31 Dilos following me around slaughtering all in their path. They are the Dilo Death Locusts.