False queen!

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R.I.P Dennis the mutated Dilo. Now we must avenge him by KILLING EVERY UNICORN WE SEE

Check Funny Tips on Unicorn to see what I'm on about

1^=1 prayer for Dennis

Me: I am going to sort out my dinosaurs and make them in a line.

Dilo: I gonna anger them and ruin your line of dinosaurs

Me: you know what

Dilo: what

Me: * pulls out my 10 gigas *

Dilo: …..,.

Me: fight me now

Dilo: sure

Me: wait what….,

When you start ark:

AHH! DILOPHOSAUR! NOOOOOOOO *dies*

When ur Midgame:

Oh. A dilo. Free meat I guess. *kills dilo*

When ur endgame:

Dilo: *walks by*

Ur lvl 500 titan: LEMME DEAL WITH THIS FOR YA

Dilo: *dies*

Thousands of noobs are DYING 1 like = one ultra noob saved

Im in the process of making a dilo army just to kill a triceratops help

This was my very first tame... And the first one i tamed was a female that was all green with green with purple and blue marking and named Vertigo... I hope someone knows what game that name came from...

I have one named Slickback (as in A Dilo Named Slickback), he has a harem. The server I'm on had a strong run of perfect weather and every 5 minutes, I acquired new babies that were raised in The Spartan Way.

After 30 minutes, I had 31 Dilos following me around slaughtering all in their path. They are the Dilo Death Locusts.

so i had 10 dilos and sent them to fight a theri i was confident as ever but i saw them all die then i die because of raptors so i go back to get my stuff and see two out of the ten dilos (and these are the two weakest) killed the raptors and where defending my dead body

I feel like one of the new mothers from nature documentaries, when they say the first time mother’s children mot likely will die. I hatched four dillo eggs. One died in the egg, but I still got four because one egg had twins. Three of the babies died and I defended the last one with my life. He survived to adult hood, and I named him survivor, because by all the odds he made it to adult hood. 1like means one baby Dino saved

Pray for the beach bob’s. They need our help. These creatures will stop any new players from thinking the game is fun

If you get like 10 of these: you can get a machine gun that shoots poison.

Tame them and use them ...until they die

Rawwr! Roar!

You start up the game the dilos it’s human season

Whenever I do something dangerous I tame like 20 dilos, name them after people I hate, and use them as cannon fodder.

One time 8 had a dilo and I attacked a trike and he never stopped (He is dead now)1 like = 1

R.I.P

All da bobs/noobs: I spawned here, it MUST be the safest place!

Dilos: you have chosen death.

Noobs: imma spawn here it MUST be safer!!!

Raptors: you have chosen death

Noob: it’s cold here! At least no dinosaurs!

T. rex: Welcome to ark where anything can happen!!!

All creatures: YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH!!!

One time I was playing ark as a new play when this fiend killed my dodo. Then it came for me. So I did ark tameing logic and I beat it with a stick and shoved food up its butt and now I have a dilo

Rip Dennis the mutated dilo( on unicorn)

Carno"this thatch guy only has 3 dilos I can kill them"a second later your getting meat from the lvl 250 carno