Go to Jurassic park they said… steal some Dino embryos they said… it’ll be fun they said…

Never get caught in a ditch in the rain while trying to free your jeep from the mud. They will find you, spit at you, and then eat you.

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..

1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐

Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me

I once had a dilo level 5 and i lost it when i was trying to tame a raptor (i died not the dilo) when i went back to the spot i saw my dilo standing on the dead body of a freaking level 56 raptor😂😀 iwas a bit scared of my dilo but then a stupid carno came and killed it

1 like = 1 rip 🪦 dilo

( he never had a name )

I have an army of these things.

The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)

I’m fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasn’t a cute baby raptor...

Me: *spawns*

Every dilo in a 6 mile radius: it’s hunting season Bois.