Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Had a lvl 42, she was female and quite the op. I was forced to hide on a rock out of fear of a sarco. I was honestly tired of it so I whistled for her to take care of praying that she would. Let’s just say that sarco’s wig was snatched unfortunately she was later killed by trikes who didn’t understand the meaning of personal space. May Jade forever R.I.P.😇😇😭😭😔😔
First time I saw a dilo I did not know anything and was even scared of dodos and I saw a dilo and slapped its cheeks while freaking the flip out when I knocked it out I was just dumb and gave it berries and was like... “should this work?” Then I used big brain time and realized it was hostile which meant it wanted meat so I slapped a dodo’s cheeks put dat meat in the inventory then did that a whole bunch more and then I ruled... until I saw a alpha carno... yea you can guess the rest.