Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
As the noob wandered along the beach he saw a strange looking dino. He went over to it and saw that it had friends. Soon, all of them started attacking him. He was very confused as to why these dinos were attacking him. Soon there were seven of them all swarming him. He tried to defend himself, but it was hopeless. As his health lowered, he heard one of them sneer, “Your primitive bow will not save you now.”
Hey, im dave. Im here to tell you about the crazy thing that happened yesterday. So i was walking on the beach hunting. I spotted a dodo. I prepared to spit a gob of venom at it when a human comes charging out of the bushes waving a club! I preped to fight back, but before I could even open my mouth to bite, he was beating me in the head with the club. I fell to the ground. Immediately, he starts stuffing my mouth with meat! Strangely, i started to feel fond of the human, even… loyal. I then got up, ready to blindly serve! Hail To The Human Who Knocked Me Out And Then Stuffed Meat In My Mouth!