Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Hey, im dave. Im here to tell you about the crazy thing that happened yesterday. So i was walking on the beach hunting. I spotted a dodo. I prepared to spit a gob of venom at it when a human comes charging out of the bushes waving a club! I preped to fight back, but before I could even open my mouth to bite, he was beating me in the head with the club. I fell to the ground. Immediately, he starts stuffing my mouth with meat! Strangely, i started to feel fond of the human, even⦠loyal. I then got up, ready to blindly serve! Hail To The Human Who Knocked Me Out And Then Stuffed Meat In My Mouth!
More Dilophosaur Funny Tips
Never get caught in a ditch in the rain while trying to free your jeep from the mud. They will find you, spit at you, and then eat you.
If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.
Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..
1 like = 1 noob saved π©π
Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz donβt kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz donβt kill me
I once had a dilo level 5 and i lost it when i was trying to tame a raptor (i died not the dilo) when i went back to the spot i saw my dilo standing on the dead body of a freaking level 56 raptorππ iwas a bit scared of my dilo but then a stupid carno came and killed it
1 like = 1 rip πͺ¦ dilo
( he never had a name )
The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)
Iβm fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasnβt a cute baby raptor...
Me: *spawns*
Every dilo in a 6 mile radius: itβs hunting season Bois.
What ever happened to that guy Nedrey from Jurassic park???
Inventory: added nerdy glasses skin
I tamed one, its name is Sir. Spitsalot ... and it's a girl.