Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Hey, im dave. Im here to tell you about the crazy thing that happened…
Hey, im dave. Im here to tell you about the crazy thing that happened yesterday. So i was walking on the beach hunting. I spotted a dodo. I prepared to spit a gob of venom at it when a human comes charging out of the bushes waving a club! I preped to fight back, but before I could even open my mouth to bite, he was beating me in the head with the club. I fell to the ground. Immediately, he starts stuffing my mouth with meat! Strangely, i started to feel fond of the human, even… loyal. I then got up, ready to blindly serve! Hail To The Human Who Knocked Me Out And Then Stuffed Meat In My Mouth!
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I once had a dilo level 5 and i lost it when i was trying to tame a raptor (i died not the dilo) when i went back to the spot i saw my dilo standing on the dead body of a freaking level 56 raptor😂😀 iwas a bit scared of my dilo but then a stupid carno came and killed it
1 like = 1 rip 🪦 dilo
( he never had a name )