Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was on a beach tameing a LV 50 suddenly I here a pre-spit hiss I spin around spear in hand only to discover it's a LV 100 (I'm only lv7) i soon die But a message pops up 'you tamed a dilo' I set the the target on the LV 100 I run back to see the fight... And there stod my newly tamed dilo' over the wild ones body
IM QUEEN WHAVER-SPIT-AT-ME
THE MOST EVIL QUEEN IN HISTORY
AND IF YOU DO NOT, BELIVE ME,
I TOATALLY WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY
BECAUSE IM EVIL (EVIL)
EVIL (EVIL)
AND THAT SOOOOOOOO ISSSSSSSSSS meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
-Beanzles- The queen whatever-spit-at-me song. Related to queen whatever-wanna-be
Hi everyone this is Eclipse
So one day I was battling some dodos with my club no Dino with me because I am super overprotective with them and I’m only letting them help me fight when they are super high level a Dilo attacked and I just went crazy and forget to switch to my spear and KOed it instead of killing it and that’s how Spitfire came onto team Crystal
Here’s how to tame a Dilo:
This dino has a lot of torpor, so I would recommend a shocking tranq darts. After around 100-200 hits, it’ll get uncınscious. Feed it Extraordinary Kibble and get around 11K Bio Toxin for it not to wake up, since they get around -200/sec torpor. And After 8 Hours, BOOM, tamed!