Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hey, im dave. Im here to tell you about the crazy thing that happened yesterday. So i was walking on the beach hunting. I spotted a dodo. I prepared to spit a gob of venom at it when a human comes charging out of the bushes waving a club! I preped to fight back, but before I could even open my mouth to bite, he was beating me in the head with the club. I fell to the ground. Immediately, he starts stuffing my mouth with meat! Strangely, i started to feel fond of the human, even… loyal. I then got up, ready to blindly serve! Hail To The Human Who Knocked Me Out And Then Stuffed Meat In My Mouth!
I was on a beach tameing a LV 50 suddenly I here a pre-spit hiss I spin around spear in hand only to discover it's a LV 100 (I'm only lv7) i soon die But a message pops up 'you tamed a dilo' I set the the target on the LV 100 I run back to see the fight... And there stod my newly tamed dilo' over the wild ones body